# So I thought it was lettuce... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 9, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212 "2005-09-09T19:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/21 "2005-09-10T20:24:39Z")
> [@Janny](#): > > you couldn’t tell it wasn’t lettuce? amazing. > I’m truly amazed. Don’t judge me ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Janny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/janny/32/7594_2.png) [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/22 "2005-09-10T20:37:14Z")
I’m not judging you. I’m just amazed. :c ) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/23 "2005-09-11T07:08:05Z")
you know lettuce leaves grow in a big ball… and you didn’t pull the leaves from a big ball. Therfore, A + B does not equal C. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/24 "2005-09-11T07:15:19Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > you know lettuce leaves grow in a big ball… and you didn’t pull the leaves from a big ball. > > Therfore, A + B does not equal C. Romaine, escarole, endive, leaf, boston leaf…don’t grow in balls. My lettuce does not grow in balls. It just doesn’t like it much. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/25 "2005-09-11T09:06:21Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > Romaine, escarole, endive, leaf, boston leaf…don’t grow in balls. My lettuce does not grow in balls. It just doesn’t like it much. Maybe you need to get some balls and just go to the store, buy some damn lettuce that is labeled “lettuce”. It would be easier than putting us through your ramblings about lettuce. How does that sound for a plan ?🙂 ---
**Author:** ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/26 "2005-09-11T09:34:00Z")
ya…good story ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/27 "2005-09-11T09:40:42Z")
is that why you want to get me a pink hat red goober? it’s like the knowledge hat and the caring hat, but in one convenient head piece? is your cat female? could that explain the effeminate characteristics? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/28 "2005-09-11T15:43:29Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > Maybe you need to get some balls and just go to the store, buy some damn lettuce that is labeled “lettuce”. It would be easier than putting us through your ramblings about lettuce. > > How does that sound for a plan ?🙂 Don’t destroy my chi ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/29 "2005-09-13T10:04:12Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/jeepsrule1/100_0167.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/jeepsrule1/100_0167.jpg) Of course last week it didn’t have something eating it. ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/30 "2005-09-13T10:11:32Z")
> [@Ninja](#): > > I lost you at… > > You know what it reminded me of. :word: ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/31 "2005-09-13T10:19:56Z")
My cat’s name is mittens ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-thought-it-was-lettuce/2212/32 "2005-09-13T10:29:12Z")
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