# So I took a poop... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479 "2009-11-23T15:53:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/1 "2009-11-23T15:53:15Z")
and the toilet won’t flush! =( Like, I pull the handle down, and it does nothing. I’m like… pretty badly sick, so this is not a good time to leave that kinda shit in the toilet, lol. Girlfriend is coming here when she gets out of work and she’s going to fucking shoot me lol. I fucking _hate_ lifting up the lid on the toilet. Like that back part of it, I don’t know why… it just creeps me the mother fuck out. Fucking ehow save me 😑 This? > **[Home | eHow](https://www.ehow.com/home/)** > > From DIY instructions for home improvement projects to design inspiration for your home, eHow offers all the essential how-to info you need. ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/2 "2009-11-23T15:55:02Z")
check the chain that attaches the handle to the flapper, and yes youre going to have to take the lid off the back. ---
**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/3 "2009-11-23T15:56:01Z")
dump a large bucket of water down it. should work and you dont have to touch the back. ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/4 "2009-11-23T15:57:25Z")
lol just lift up the lid, there aren’t any monsters in there. If you don’t hear water running constantly then the chain that lifts the flapper when you push the handle came off. side story, when i was really young i was afraid of that part of the toilet too, but i thought that the poop was stored there. edit: pirite beat me to it ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/5 "2009-11-23T15:58:02Z")
The back is all clean water silly. But yeah just dump a couple gallons of clean water into the bowl and it’ll disappear. I’d rather lift the tank cover off and reach into clean water to pull the chain than to open up the toilet and see my nasty shit again. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/6 "2009-11-23T16:02:56Z")
> [@burnt\_toast](#): > > side story, when i was really young i was afraid of that part of the toilet too, but i thought that the poop was stored there Lol thanks for making me feel better ;p I just don’t like that big black ball thing. Don’t know why :\ I’ll go try :X ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/7 "2009-11-23T16:03:45Z")
> [@Hass](#): > > Lol thanks for making me feel better ;p > I just don’t like that big black ball thing. > Don’t know why :\ > > I’ll go try :X well, i guess big black things can be quite intimidating. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/8 "2009-11-23T16:22:59Z")
Meh, lots of fail I had. It appears instead of a chain, I have a straight piece of rod, that’s threaded. last few threads have some red goop on it… looks like locktite lol. tried threading it back in to the black plunger, but it wouldn’t thread back in. threads looked pretty non existent anyway. sooo i guess it’s a call to the landlord. or maybe ill glue it back in… :\ thanks guys \<3 nyspeed saves the day again. and there was no big black bobber thing! I was pretty happy when I saw that. However I did see about 40 years of shit and grime (literally, my whole bathroom is from the 70s… looks straight out of that 70s show) whoever said it’s clean water was wrongggg. my shit water looks cleaner than the tank water! :\ ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/9 "2009-11-23T16:39:20Z")
Are you a fucking girl? Srsly just re attatxh the handle. Fuck ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/10 "2009-11-23T16:52:35Z")
Just reach down into the tank and pull the plunger up. The water isn’t dirty, the inside of the tank is probably just stained. Man up already and get rid of the poo stew! ---
**Author:** ![95civiclx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95civiclx/32/7343_2.png) [@95civiclx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95civiclx)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/11 "2009-11-23T17:06:11Z")
tank rebuild kit for $25. and dont worry about it for another 10 years. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/12 "2009-11-23T18:27:46Z")
seriously? youre struggling with a toilet… one of the simplist machines ever. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/13 "2009-11-23T19:04:01Z")
Do we have an “all that is not man” thread because this belongs there. Once someone gets your toilet working please flush your man card. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/14 "2009-11-23T19:18:13Z")
^.dot. ---
**Author:** ![dubbin91](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@dubbin91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dubbin91)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/15 "2009-11-23T19:38:42Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Do we have an “all that is not man” thread because this belongs there. > > Once someone gets your toilet working please flush your man card. agreed. I would follow this up with fry not finishing the smoker thread…lol or just call jeg, he seems to love the shit :shithitfan: ---
**Author:** ![Z28pr0jekt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/z28pr0jekt/32/5393_2.png) [@Z28pr0jekt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Z28pr0jekt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/16 "2009-11-23T20:55:22Z")
I hope poop leaks onto your floor. That would complete your manhood fail ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/17 "2009-11-23T21:02:35Z")
at least you didnt shit on your own wallet. ---
**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/18 "2009-11-23T21:03:52Z")
If you’re that afraid of the water up in the top tank I will come take an upper decker to REALLY give you a reason to fear it. ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/19 "2009-11-24T11:50:34Z")
holy crap man! its not that hard or scary… if you dont have that fixed by the time your gf gets there she has a reason to be angry. hell I bet she can fix it rebuild kits are $5 at home depot go buy one. But regardless you still can make it flush with out it. ---
**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479/20 "2009-11-24T15:19:08Z")
For those of you who obviously fail to read, it’s broken and the landlord is going to fix it 😛 It’s quite difficult for me to reattach a threaded rod, with no threads any longer, in to a plunger… which more than likely has no threads remaining either. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-took-a-poop/76479.md?page=2)