# So I was kicked out of wal mart last night...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384
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**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384 "2008-10-06T06:56:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/1 "2008-10-06T06:56:35Z")
So I was kicked out of wal mart last night…
Last night I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Butters, the
wonder dog, at WalMart and was waiting to checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had…an elephant? So, since I’m retired with little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, but was starting the Purina Diet again.
I told her I probably shouldn’t, because I’d ended up in the hospital the last time, but had lost 50 pounds before I’d awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and every time you feel hungry, you simply eat one or two. The food is nutritionally complete and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention that practically everyone in the line was enthralled by now.)
Horrified, the woman asked me if I’d ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I’d stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter’s butt and a car hit both of us.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.
WalMart won’t let me shop there anymore.
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### Author:  [@crAppAchic0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crAppAchic0)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/2 "2008-10-06T06:59:30Z")
Only at walmart- could you get someone to believe you for that long… haha- that’s great!
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### Author:  [@91teg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91teg)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/3 "2008-10-06T07:08:07Z")
i actually Lol’d
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/4 "2008-10-06T07:08:18Z")
this story has been passed around for a couple weeks now.
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### Author:  [@CustomLowz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CustomLowz)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/5 "2008-10-06T07:08:50Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> this story has been passed around for a couple weeks now.
and your point is???
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/6 "2008-10-06T07:10:53Z")
> [@CustomLowz](#):
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> and your point is???
you didnt’ make that clear in your post and it seemed like you were trying to pass it off as something you did especially since certain details were removed from the version that I saw.
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### Author:  [@OhNoPOPO](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OhNoPOPO)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/7 "2008-10-06T07:16:15Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> you didnt’ make that clear in your post and it seemed like you were trying to pass it off as something you did especially since certain details were removed from the version that I saw.
:ninja
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### Author:  [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/8 "2008-10-06T10:27:47Z")
impressive. i like on the spot stories…
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/9 "2008-10-06T11:37:52Z")
hahahahahahahahaha
:crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup :crackup
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### Author:  [@smithsteg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smithsteg)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/10 "2008-10-06T11:50:22Z")
why were you kicked out and by who, im missing that part of the story?
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/11 "2008-10-06T11:53:42Z")
> [@smithsteg](#):
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> why were you kicked out and by who, im missing that part of the story?
yea, its a common story posted online, it didnt really happen to him
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### Author:  [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/12 "2008-10-06T11:56:20Z")
that woulda been some sweet on your toes thinking!
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### Author:  [@SXY\_TIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SXY_TIME)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/13 "2008-10-06T11:57:10Z")
> [@Wayne64SS](#):
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> that woulda been some sweet on your toes thinking!
haha yea def dude
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/14 "2008-10-06T12:13:02Z")
:rofl I was waiting for it to turn into one of those Fresh Prince ones
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/15 "2008-10-06T12:13:51Z")
:fail
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### Author:  [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-was-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-last-night/239384/16 "2008-10-07T08:00:28Z")
its like that “heres your sign” thing that Jeff Foxworthy has