# So I went out for a bag of milk...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 28, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997 "2013-02-28T16:53:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DougFresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eada6e/32.png) [@DougFresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DougFresh)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/1 "2013-02-28T16:53:27Z")

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And found this gem in Wegmans…

 ![http://i46.tinypic.com/o53m2t.jpg](http://i46.tinypic.com/o53m2t.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Paul\_B](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paul_b/32/5452_2.png) [@Paul\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paul_B)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/2 "2013-02-28T16:55:37Z")

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Franch fries. haha this is gold.

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/3 "2013-02-28T17:00:09Z")

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slomey!!!

that’s great

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**Author:** ![stuiephoto](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stuiephoto/32/6070_2.png) [@stuiephoto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/stuiephoto)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/4 "2013-02-28T17:01:00Z")

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This mother f\*cker loves his cheps.

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**Author:** ![livin4hockey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@livin4hockey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/livin4hockey)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/5 "2013-02-28T17:02:38Z")

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Oh man that is fantastic!!

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**Author:** ![TORQDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torqdss/32/5125_2.png) [@TORQDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TORQDSS)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/6 "2013-02-28T17:13:31Z")

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The future generations are screwed.

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/7 "2013-02-28T17:18:10Z")

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HAHA! Gimme 'dem nogets!

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**Author:** ![ImsloIkno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58956e/32.png) [@ImsloIkno](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImsloIkno)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/8 "2013-02-28T17:23:25Z")

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the fact that “deodent” is first before any food product… i guess they wanted to get what was not covered by food stamps completed first then get the gold ha

what is #10? i cant figure that out?

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**Author:** ![DougFresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eada6e/32.png) [@DougFresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DougFresh)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/9 "2013-02-28T17:29:57Z")

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A few of us believe it is Lean Cuisine.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/10 "2013-02-28T17:32:48Z")

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1. Skrachov lotary tikits

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**Author:** ![Paul\_B](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paul_b/32/5452_2.png) [@Paul\_B](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paul_B)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/11 "2013-02-28T17:48:46Z")

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pop secols.

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/12 "2013-02-28T17:59:50Z")

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This seems like it would be written by Charlie on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/13 "2013-02-28T18:06:16Z")

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Trooth is scarieer than fikshun.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/14 "2013-02-28T18:28:19Z")

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Best ‘bag of milk’ thread ever.

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**Author:** ![albaaboog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71c47a/32.png) [@albaaboog](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/albaaboog)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/15 "2013-02-28T18:46:11Z")

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This thread made my day. The more I read it the funnier it gets

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**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/16 "2013-02-28T18:49:03Z")

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> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#):
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> 1. Skrachov lotary tikits

You Sir, just won the fucking internet…FUCKING LOL

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**Author:** ![95dime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/95dime/32/7514_2.png) [@95dime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95dime)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/17 "2013-02-28T18:53:14Z")

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awesome. wegmans on amherst street? lol

funny how the only ones spelled correctly are ice cream, gum, and mint candy.

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**Author:** ![GV1390](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gv1390/32/5432_2.png) [@GV1390](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GV1390)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/18 "2013-02-28T18:56:29Z")

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> [@95dime](#):
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> awesome. wegmans on amherst street? lol
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> funny how the only ones spelled correctly are ice cream, gum, and mint candy.

haha! Amherst street, lmao.

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**Author:** ![DougFresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eada6e/32.png) [@DougFresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DougFresh)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/19 "2013-02-28T18:59:35Z")

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> [@GV1390](#):
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> haha! Amherst street, lmao.

Sadly in Amherst.

Edit: not like that means much anymore.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-went-out-for-a-bag-of-milk/228997/20 "2013-02-28T19:07:59Z")

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> [@95dime](#):
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> awesome. wegmans on amherst street? lol
> 
> funny how the only ones spelled correctly are ice cream, gum, and mint candy.

i was thinking the same thing…

moving this to network because it’s so good

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you know what… i showed this to my wife and thought she would enjoy it then she hit me with:

- could be someone disabled
- could be a young child (under 8) in which case they did pretty good here
- could be ESL

now i feel like a shit head for laughing so hard

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