# So I'm sitting on the toilet... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 10, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565 "2008-01-10T09:26:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/1 "2008-01-10T09:26:31Z")
With my laptop, why is the first thing i feel compelled to do is IM someone and tell them I’m taking a poop [12:24] ILCisDEAD: im remoted into my computer … and I’m on the toilet taking a poop! [12:24] coworker: gay anyone else have that instant urge to let someone know? ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/2 "2008-01-10T09:30:26Z")
you carry your laptop into the can? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/3 "2008-01-10T09:32:14Z")
Why not… I can get work done and take a poo. killing two birds with one stone… Now only if I could shower with it. I’ll have to make some kind of water proofing thing for it ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/4 "2008-01-10T09:35:31Z")
take it in and work, or take it in and browse nyspeed HUUH!!?? ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/5 "2008-01-10T09:38:28Z")
howie does it to me all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/6 "2008-01-10T09:51:42Z")
Apparently you had to tell the urge to tell more than one person… I’m a fan of shit or get off the pot. I wouldn’t have time to IM someone. ---
**Author:** ![hondaride22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hondaride22/32/5077_2.png) [@hondaride22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/hondaride22)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/7 "2008-01-10T09:54:50Z")
damn UB IT clowns. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/8 "2008-01-10T09:55:18Z")
half the reason i shit at work is to get away from my computer… im more leaning towards the fact you brought your laptop in there to beat off to tereasa’s mom. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/9 "2008-01-10T09:57:01Z")
> [@chino](#): > > half the reason i shit at work is to get away from my computer… im more leaning towards the fact you brought your laptop in there to beat off to tereasa’s mom. :lolsign: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/10 "2008-01-10T10:05:29Z")
at home i take my laptop w/ me to shit ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/11 "2008-01-10T10:09:15Z")
that’s what my iphone is for 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/12 "2008-01-10T10:14:02Z")
> [@Locutus](#): > > :lolsign: at least she doesn’t have much weight to lose ---
**Author:** ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/13 "2008-01-10T10:25:55Z")
This message is hidden because ILCisDEAD is on your ignore list. ilc your posts are awful today. ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/14 "2008-01-10T10:42:11Z")
> [@chino](#): > > half the reason i shit at work is to get away from my computer… im more leaning towards the fact you brought your laptop in there to beat off to tereasa’s mom. holy fucking lol. ---
**Author:** ![Coveted\_Hilton](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coveted_hilton/32/5191_2.png) [@Coveted\_Hilton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coveted_Hilton)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/15 "2008-01-10T10:45:05Z")
i have had a sidekick3 for about a year. And yes it has full aim /msn/ yahoo So sidekick shitting was a must for atleast the first 10 months. Id be talking to people, some without knowing i was shitting, others i would tell them and they’d be like SICKKKK and stop responding for 5 minutes. Eitherway it was great. Funniest part of it all, is when the misses would message me from the desktop while i was shitting… Meh I replaced her with this one, and this oen just walks right up in the bathroom. I’m like Get the fuck out im trying to shit in peace! ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/16 "2008-01-10T10:47:27Z")
not only do i get pmed, but i get pics also of the toilet 🙂 sigh… ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/17 "2008-01-10T10:50:20Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > not only do i get pmed, but i get pics also of the toilet 🙂 > > sigh… HAHAHAHAHa \<3 your welcome punkin 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/18 "2008-01-10T10:51:00Z")
pics of epic aftermath are always in order ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/19 "2008-01-10T13:09:01Z")
Ask Choda about the 1 1/2 footer he took a pic of and showed me…it was gross, yet pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565/20 "2008-01-10T15:03:50Z")
i was in a video chat one day with someone and went into the bathroom and forgot my yahoo cam was still on… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-sitting-on-the-toilet/41565.md?page=2)