# So I'm takin a dump at work... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218 "2007-07-31T10:29:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/1 "2007-07-31T10:29:12Z")
had to go pretty bad so I couldn’t make it to one of the nicer bathrooms UB has. So I go to the closest available bathroom. I must say it has some nice literature to read, all political hate, got a good laugh. So someone comes in during mid turd. I pinch it off, because for what ever reason its embarassing for someone to know you are taking a dump, when everyone does it. Thank god, he didn’t know I was in there, because faintly i start to hear it… In a fresh off the boat Asian voice… “Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna…” so covering my mouth holding back the laughter, I wait for it, hoping for it… “to get you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty” A Pause… “WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THE BLOCK PULL UP ON…” I Burst out laughing from the stall, and I hear him just haul ass out of the bathroom. He hit the door soooo hard I heard a loud “OOmph” when he hit it… Best crapper moment of my life as of yet ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/2 "2007-07-31T10:31:42Z")
Wait, let me get this straight. Dude was singing some shitty ass pop song while taking a piss? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/3 "2007-07-31T10:31:49Z")
you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/4 "2007-07-31T10:32:23Z")
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/5 "2007-07-31T10:33:01Z")
lol i love how funny that is. i’ve immitated that commercial once or twice before also, fortunately no one was around. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/6 "2007-07-31T10:33:07Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:3,topic:33218"”] you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif. [/quote] I’ve seen the commercial… and he was mimicing it you dick [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/c/cc2d90b812f69875b8fddea4578e0ce16ec7ab3b.jpeg "Amp'd Mobile-Busted") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwshQJ39Og) ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/7 "2007-07-31T10:33:09Z")
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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/8 "2007-07-31T10:33:48Z")
i dont believe it ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/9 "2007-07-31T10:34:42Z")
[quote=“Zong,post:3,topic:33218"”] you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif. [/quote] +1… it never happened ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/10 "2007-07-31T10:44:19Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD”"] had to go pretty bad so I couldn’t make it to one of the nicer bathrooms UB has. So I go to the closest available bathroom. I must say it has some nice literature to read, all political hate, got a good laugh. So someone comes in during mid turd. I pinch it off, because for what ever reason its embarassing for someone to know you are taking a dump, when everyone does it. Thank god, he didn’t know I was in there, because faintly i start to hear it… In a fresh off the boat Asian voice… “Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna…” so covering my mouth holding back the laughter, I wait for it, hoping for it… “to get you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty Tryna get to you and that booty” A Pause… “WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THE BLOCK PULL UP ON…” I Burst out laughing from the stall, and I hear him just haul ass out of the bathroom. He hit the door soooo hard I heard a loud “OOmph” when he hit it… Best crapper moment of my life as of yet [/quote] riggght, you fucking biter, making up stories about commercials? :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/11 "2007-07-31T10:52:40Z")
1. I listen to shit like Hatebreed, Slayer, Every Time I Die. So clearly the only way i would hear of this song was from the commercial. 2. I’m well aware its a commercial, hence why it was soooo funny 3. UB is 95% asian people 4. the Shitter is in baldy, I was in the handicapped stall, baldy hall is loaded with foreigners 5. I’ve mimic’d the commercial too when i was alone 6. [quote=“sureshot!,post:5,topic:33218"”] lol i love how funny that is. i’ve immitated that commercial once or twice before also, fortunately no one was around. [/quote] so has he 7) I’m rather confident everyone on the internet knows about this commercial, so why would I try to pass the idea off as my own. ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/12 "2007-07-31T10:59:49Z")
I use to whistle the inspector gadget theme while pissing, people give you weird looks ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/13 "2007-07-31T11:06:47Z")
that is classic only you man, only you ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/14 "2007-07-31T11:07:55Z")
[quote=“66impalass,post:12,topic:33218"”] I use to whistle the inspector gadget theme while pissing, people give you weird looks [/quote] Did you unzip and say “Go go gadget penis!”? ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/15 "2007-07-31T11:17:33Z")
rofl ---
**Author:** ![Griff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f19dbf/32.png) [@Griff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Griff)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/16 "2007-07-31T12:21:07Z")
[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:11,topic:33218"”] 1. I’m rather confident everyone on the internet knows about this commercial, so why would I try to pass the idea off as my own. [/quote] Apparently i suck at the internet, cause ihave no idea about what is being talked about. i’ll have to youtube it later ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/17 "2007-07-31T12:26:04Z")
e-40 rules ---
**Author:** ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/18 "2007-07-31T12:28:14Z")
[quote=“Griff,post:16,topic:33218"”] Apparently i suck at the internet, cause ihave no idea about what is being talked about. i’ll have to youtube it later [/quote] Same here. But I don’t watch much TV. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/19 "2007-07-31T14:19:58Z")
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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218/20 "2007-07-31T14:24:23Z")
[quote=“boxxa,post:19,topic:33218"”] [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/c/cc2d90b812f69875b8fddea4578e0ce16ec7ab3b.jpeg "Amp'd Mobile-Busted") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwshQJ39Og) [/quote] [quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:6,topic:33218"”] I’ve seen the commercial… and he was mimicing it you dick [![](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/c/cc2d90b812f69875b8fddea4578e0ce16ec7ab3b.jpeg "Amp'd Mobile-Busted") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwshQJ39Og) [/quote] 👏 n00b… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-im-takin-a-dump-at-work/33218.md?page=2)