# So lets say I wanted a pet lox
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [October 6, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038 "2008-10-06T16:03:19Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/1 "2008-10-06T16:03:19Z")
Illegal? Irresponsible?
I really think that it would be sweet to have a pet lox. I wouldn’t just go out and capture a full grown lox, that would be stupid. I’m thinking more along the lines of raising a baby lox and keeping it. They are part of the dog family? and I’ve seen them as pets before. Infact you can buy certain types of loxen as domesticated pets. (not the red lox that I’ve seen however)
And it’s not like I’m looking to buy a monkey for my 3 year old daughter here, so let us be serious. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/2 "2008-10-06T16:10:36Z")
wtf is a lox? paulo wanted a fox… i think you’re both retarded.
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### Author:  [@Syrup](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Syrup)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/3 "2008-10-06T16:11:18Z")
it was funny before this thread.
fail
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/4 "2008-10-06T16:16:18Z")
I felt bad for Jay getting banned.
👋
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/5 "2008-10-06T16:28:12Z")
Lol, my appologies for contributing to the gayness of the site.
Lox is salmon
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/6 "2008-10-06T16:43:28Z")
> [@Willybeen](#):
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> wtf is a lox? paulo wanted a fox… i think you’re both retarded.
you need to hang out with more jews
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/7 "2008-10-06T16:45:19Z")
Im confused. Why jews?
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/8 "2008-10-06T16:46:42Z")
Ahhh Lox… I was not thinking for a minute. Lox = Smoked Salmon
Jews, because it is a traditional food.
Edit: here is a stupid google definition
The word Lox is a Yiddish translation of the German word “lachs” which means salmon. This term references a method of curing salmon. Traditionally, lox has a much higher salt level and is not smoked. Lox can be either wet or dry brined.
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/9 "2008-10-06T16:56:20Z")
Ah so its basically fish jerkey. i think i might have had the shark equivalent of that a few years back. Good shit if i recall corectly
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/10 "2008-10-06T18:00:01Z")
I think I have the pox.
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/11 "2008-10-06T18:10:51Z")
yes time for another bashing with the ban stick
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### Author:  [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/12 "2008-10-06T18:20:56Z")
I fucking love lox. No one around here has it. Lox with cream cheese on a bagel. MMMMMM.
I’m a jewbag, by the way.
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### Author:  [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/13 "2008-10-06T18:25:18Z")
anyone interested in some fresh salmon? I’m going salmon fishing tomorrow again, we were catching them like nobody’s business today…
And I literally mean like a dead salmon in a bag. I don’t gut/filet/cut open the fish or anything of the sort myself.
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### Author:  [@Nicky666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nicky666)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/14 "2008-10-06T18:25:18Z")
[ATTACH]5878[/ATTACH]
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/15 "2008-10-06T18:38:17Z")
Oh, this is still going?
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### Author:  [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/16 "2008-10-06T19:24:55Z")
Parody = ban.
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### Author:  [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/17 "2008-10-06T19:43:22Z")
> [@dawn](#):
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> I fucking love lox. No one around here has it. Lox with cream cheese on a bagel. MMMMMM.
>
> I’m a jewbag, by the way.
Be that as it may you are still a christian in my book 😉
Man you kids love your virtual ban stick bashings huh?
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### Author:  [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/18 "2008-10-06T19:45:41Z")
parody threads are stupid and annoying and the creator deserves the ban.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-lox/56038/19 "2008-10-07T05:15:00Z")
> [@mechanicalmadness](#):
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> Lol, my appologies for contributing to the gayness of the site.
>
> Lox is salmon
:squint: