# So lets say I wanted a pet ox **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022 **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic **Created:** [October 6, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022 "2008-10-06T12:27:58Z") **Posts on this page:** 14 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/1 "2008-10-06T12:27:58Z")
Illegal? Irresponsible? I really think that it would be sweet to have a pet ox. I wouldn’t just go out and capture a full grown ox, that would be stupid. I’m thinking more along the lines of raising a baby ox and keeping it. They are part of the dog family? and I’ve seen them as pets before. Infact you can buy certain types of oxen as domesticated pets. (not the red ox that I’ve seen however) And it’s not like I’m looking to buy a monkey for my 3 year old daughter here, so let us be serious. 🙂 ---
### Author: ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/2 "2008-10-06T12:28:50Z")
I really miss parody threads. ---
### Author: ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/3 "2008-10-06T12:28:57Z")
:bigblap: I feel bad that you are going to get banned ---
### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/4 "2008-10-06T12:28:59Z")
It’s not a parody thread if it’s word for word silly Wonch! EDIT - how did I not see that you took out the F. lol good job my friend. I say gopher it. ---
### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/5 "2008-10-06T12:29:02Z")
I really miss parody threads. i see what you did there ---
### Author: ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/6 "2008-10-06T12:30:58Z")
![http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/c3922e57/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg](http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/c3922e57/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg) ---
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/7 "2008-10-06T12:33:39Z")
inb4 banstick? ---
### Author: ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/8 "2008-10-06T12:34:38Z")
yeah i vote for B-stick ---
### Author: ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/9 "2008-10-06T12:35:30Z")
IBeviljayloses20 ---
### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/10 "2008-10-06T12:35:38Z")
could you smash a ox? or is that just cows… lol no homo ---
### Author: ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/11 "2008-10-06T12:41:50Z")
> [@OfficerK](#): > > yeah i vote for B-stick +1 ---
### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/12 "2008-10-06T12:45:26Z")
Oh noes! +1 to ban eviljays!!! lets make a poll! ---
### Author: ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/13 "2008-10-06T12:57:44Z")
ibl ---
### Author: ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door) #### Post date: [October 6, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-i-wanted-a-pet-ox/56022/14 "2008-10-06T13:00:22Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > Oh noes! +1 to ban eviljays!!! lets make a poll! how many eviljays are there today?