# So lets say you are a pilot... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 10, 2006, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863 "2006-05-10T11:20:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/1 "2006-05-10T11:20:29Z")
> [@Joke](#): > > Did a search… did not find anything > > Pilot’s Dilemma > > You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some critical medical supplies, enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. It’s a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you’re eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 10 miles, has become very popular . . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door . and wonder . . … > > “Do I feel lucky today?” > > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/riparian/shade.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/a/5af33142d1603e72bfec301dfc3cf9c13035ff8b.jpeg) lol ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/2 "2006-05-10T11:22:39Z")
ahahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/3 "2006-05-10T11:25:02Z")
Jack Bauer would get in that plane and make some sweet ass lion skin rugs on the way. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/4 "2006-05-10T11:25:54Z")
i was afraid to read this I was expecting mention of a treadmill ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/5 "2006-05-10T11:27:36Z")
haha that sucks. i’d be scared. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/6 "2006-05-10T11:28:25Z")
ohmy! i don’t fucking know what I would do… ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/7 "2006-05-10T11:29:35Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Jack Bauer would get in that plane and make some sweet ass lion skin rugs on the way. On the way to skin those pussies he would trip and fall and then be eaten. Jack Bauer’s power only resides in the US and to a somewhat lesser degree, the Middle East… ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/8 "2006-05-10T11:29:39Z")
I did not see that one coming :jawdrop: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/9 "2006-05-10T11:30:48Z")
i would give those kitties a saucer of milk… in the form of a 12GA scattergun. ---
**Author:** ![TrueBlue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trueblue/32/7245_2.png) [@TrueBlue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrueBlue)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/10 "2006-05-10T11:35:27Z")
throw them a gangrenous patient from hospital ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/11 "2006-05-10T11:35:31Z")
i would give them a ball of yarn…they could play all day :wiggle: ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/12 "2006-05-10T11:38:22Z")
I was thinking this was another plane on treadmill thing…give the kitties a feather they love em ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/13 "2006-05-10T11:46:55Z")
good kitty cats ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/14 "2006-05-10T11:49:21Z")
enter through other door FTW ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/15 "2006-05-10T11:49:46Z")
Oh… SNOPES for the win! > **[FACT CHECK: The Lion in Summer](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-lion-in-summer/)** > > Does a photograph show lions resting in the shade of an airplane's wing? ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/16 "2006-05-10T11:53:55Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > good kitty cats > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkxjOgBih7I](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkxjOgBih7I) Ive seen more of that video before… guy gets out to take pictures, gets attacked from behind…my only prob is why the heck didnt someone drive them away with one of the many cars they had there…so sad tsk tsk tsk ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/17 "2006-05-10T12:02:36Z")
see if the plane was on a tread mill there would not be this problem ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/18 "2006-05-10T12:04:31Z")
thats awesome and :tup: to snopes ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/19 "2006-05-10T12:48:13Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i would give those kitties a saucer of milk… in the form of a 12GA scattergun. spoken like a true vegetarian ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863/20 "2006-05-10T16:53:59Z")
> [@RuBiCaNT](#): > > On the way to skin those pussies he would trip and fall and then be eaten. Jack Bauer’s power only resides in the US and to a somewhat lesser degree, the Middle East… um, ur wrong again… but how long did they have to wait till that would happen? and i would have brought my lunch… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-are-a-pilot/11863.md?page=2)