# So let's say you own a convertable... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 9, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737 "2006-08-09T12:56:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/1 "2006-08-09T12:56:30Z")
…and a bird shits in it. What would you do? ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/2 "2006-08-09T12:57:15Z")
LOL that sucks. who did that happen to? I would get some cleaning stuff and clean it asap! ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/3 "2006-08-09T12:59:41Z")
It didn’t but it’s a thought that occured to me as I watched a bird come dangerously close to shitting in my car with the windows open yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Shrives](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shrives/32/7250_2.png) [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/4 "2006-08-09T13:06:06Z")
LOL i love your threads. would suck though, im picking a vert up in a week and i already thought of that what if… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/5 "2006-08-09T13:10:22Z")
It’s happened. I clean it. I have shit in the back to clean it. Always ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/6 "2006-08-09T13:19:32Z")
I was on the way to a prom once…in a limo…stopped under the sheridan harlem underpass…I heard a noise and felt something on my foot…i know right away what it was and it was confirmed when I looked down. Stupid sunroof :lol: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/7 "2006-08-09T13:20:24Z")
i’d lick it up. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/8 "2006-08-09T13:25:17Z")
a seagull shit on my shoulder when i was like 12 in cape cod. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/9 "2006-08-09T13:31:02Z")
Happened to my buddy with his stang GT vert. Seems pretty common. Just another reason to not have cloth seats in a vert. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/10 "2006-08-09T13:49:14Z")
1 more reason why verts are teh ghey ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/11 "2006-08-09T20:03:16Z")
I never thaught of that…thanx now im not gonna take my ttops off anymore lol. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/12 "2006-08-09T20:37:55Z")
i’d leave it there. everytime i wash my car because of that…a bird decides to do it again… so i figure…if you just leave it there…the birds will know the territory is already marked and leave it alone. ---
**Author:** ![freebyrd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freebyrd/32/7489_2.png) [@freebyrd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freebyrd)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/13 "2006-08-09T20:48:48Z")
LOL “marked territory” a bird shit on my friends head like a month ago at his work. Talk about having a shitty day. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/14 "2006-08-09T20:50:13Z")
> [@newman](#): > > i’d lick it up. only good response ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/15 "2006-08-09T21:00:49Z")
I’ve had it happen before, I was shifting and heard something tick that shouldnt have. Looked down, it was projectile bird shit hitting the vinyl center console just behind my elbow. ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/16 "2006-08-09T21:02:43Z")
Pop a cap in its ass… I fucking hate birds. ---
**Author:** ![95Z28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/85e7bf/32.png) [@95Z28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95Z28)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/17 "2006-08-09T21:15:44Z")
> [@neurokinetik](#): > > Pop a cap in its ass… I fucking hate birds. goddamnit you beat me to it lol ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/18 "2006-08-09T22:06:33Z")
never happen to me, my cars too fast i put buses on dem birds yo :pimp: ---
**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/19 "2006-08-10T04:33:29Z")
> [@MPD47](#): > > I’ve had it happen before, I was shifting and heard something tick that shouldnt have. Looked down, it was projectile bird shit hitting the vinyl center console just behind my elbow. ROFL I love how your phrased that… “projectile bird shit” HAHAHAHAH ---
**Author:** ![FiftyCheven](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fiftycheven/32/4950_2.png) [@FiftyCheven](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FiftyCheven)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2006, 5:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737/20 "2006-08-10T05:30:21Z")
Ive had it happen 1 time…at a car show…went for a walk, came back and the entire interior was covered (well it seemed that way). The culprit? a flying cow with a bad case of the green apple splatters…I think. No bird could have left such a mess. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-lets-say-you-own-a-convertable/15737.md?page=2)