# So my buddy is getting divorced....
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 1, 2015, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784 "2015-03-01T09:55:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/21 "2015-03-01T17:15:53Z")
lol at the garlic powder tampons!
---
### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/22 "2015-03-01T17:28:15Z")
The general consensus is jerk off in and on everything.
---
### Author:  [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/23 "2015-03-01T17:42:43Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
>
> The general consensus is jerk off in and on everything.
Seriously, I’m with this guy.
I’ve got a few loads to spare if needed haha
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
---
### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/24 "2015-03-01T17:48:56Z")
“This light doesn’t work…oh there’s fucking Jizz in the socket”.
---
### Author:  [@ImsloIkno](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImsloIkno)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/25 "2015-03-01T17:51:52Z")
since its winter put baby powder and confetti on top of all the fan blades. so when she finally thinks she found everything, summer rolls along and turns the fans on…
---
### Author:  [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/26 "2015-03-01T18:08:03Z")
Mail her one of those confetti bombs every day for 6 months
Jerk off into her moisturizer
Jerk off into the ice cube tray the make some ice
Jerk off into a package of ground beef then mix it all in.
The possibilities are actually limitless
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
---
### Author:  [@Tbirdsc1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tbirdsc1)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/27 "2015-03-01T18:13:05Z")
Wow…Karma X 1,000,000
I’m all about pranks with friends, wife, etc. but some of this shit is a bit of a stretch…Confetti bomb or confetti on fan that is good, but jerking in some 90% lean and mixing it in? wow Not sure I could do that shit…maybe I never dated a bitch that crazy.
---
### Author:  [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 6:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/28 "2015-03-01T18:15:57Z")
Leave her a gorilla in the mist
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
---
### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/29 "2015-03-01T18:26:34Z")
Worst prank I ever heard done in a scenario like this is dead fish in the heating ducts. That will ruin many days to come.
---
### Author:  [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/30 "2015-03-01T18:42:46Z")
> [@BOBBYGRV](#):
>
> Worst prank I ever heard done in a scenario like this is dead fish in the heating ducts. That will ruin many days to come.
As opposed to live fish in the ducts?
---
### Author:  [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/31 "2015-03-01T19:11:34Z")
Well, he did get married to this broad in the first place…
---
### Author:  [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/32 "2015-03-01T19:35:57Z")
Before you embark on the journey of revenge,dig two graves.
---
### Author:  [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/33 "2015-03-01T19:55:14Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#):
>
> As opposed to live fish in the ducts?
Live ones might flop around and be discovered.
Better hope her lawyer never finds this page…
---
### Author:  [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)
#### Post date: [March 1, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/34 "2015-03-01T23:14:56Z")
when she is at work have ber car towed to a undisclosed location. if she ever has a drink call the tip line for drunk driving right away to ensure a dwi. Drain the ac on her car.
Have a performance tune i stalled on her car then take a punch and put a hole in a piston. tune to void warranty and hole in piston to ensure massive repair bill.
Send glitter bomb to whitehouse with envelope with her prints on it.
---
### Author:  [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/35 "2015-03-02T03:10:02Z")
once the snow melts, go to a dog park and collect up all the poop then scatter it all over the yard/walkway, she will probably step in some. stepping in dog poop is the worst… or put it all in a box and mail it to her.
---
### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/36 "2015-03-02T04:41:16Z")
^I have a great dane…I actually have a mini garbage can filled with poop right now…you’re welcome to it.
---
### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/37 "2015-03-02T05:23:51Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#):
>
> ^I have a _ **great** _dane…I actually have a _ **mini** _garbage can filled with poop right now…you’re welcome to it.
Really…?
---
### Author:  [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/38 "2015-03-02T05:25:48Z")
Lol…it gets emptied every week. It’s all good.
---
### Author:  [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/39 "2015-03-02T05:52:10Z")
Glitter
---
### Author:  [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)
#### Post date: [March 2, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/40 "2015-03-02T06:16:00Z")
Honey Baked Ham?
[Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784.md?page=1)
[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784.md?page=3)