# So my buddy is getting divorced.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 1, 2015, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784 "2015-03-01T09:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/41 "2015-03-02T07:03:25Z")
The best revenge is living well. Doing lame shit like this will only let her know that she’s getting to him, which is exactly what she wants. ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/42 "2015-03-02T07:03:32Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > ^I have a great dane…I actually have a mini garbage can filled with poop right now…you’re welcome to it. This must smell so awful. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/43 "2015-03-02T07:07:46Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > This must smell so awful. I’d be a liar if I said it smells like Roses. ---
**Author:** ![Tbirdsc1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tbirdsc1/32/7487_2.png) [@Tbirdsc1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tbirdsc1)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/44 "2015-03-02T07:08:38Z")
> [@newman](#): > > The best revenge is living well. Doing lame shit like this will only let her know that she’s getting to him, which is exactly what she wants. Yes, same thing as I said above…pranking a friend is one thing. But this takes it a bit beyond funny… Just move on and enjoy life. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/45 "2015-03-02T07:19:24Z")
A relationship where neither one of them are capable of taking the high ground and being the better person. Wonder why it ended in divorce? Seriously, tell your friend to grow up, deal with her shit and move on. No sense lowering himself to her level. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/46 "2015-03-02T07:21:12Z")
> [@newman](#): > > The best revenge is living well. Doing lame shit like this will only let her know that she’s getting to him, which is exactly what she wants. Yep. Couldn’t have said it better myself. This scenario sounds like time drove a wedge inbetween their love… not another dick or vajayjay. Time to move on and focus on being happy and finding a new vagina or two. Revenge/pranks don’t seem like a fitting solution here… and normally i’m all for them. :2cents: ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/47 "2015-03-02T09:18:41Z")
> [@newman](#): > > The best revenge is living well. Took long enough to get to this. Yes, I completely agree. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/48 "2015-03-02T09:24:02Z")
craisglist ad in “casual encounters” with a few pics of her and her phone number. get creative with the intended intimate desires. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/49 "2015-03-02T09:44:07Z")
Meh, the living well thing is bullshit. Nobody posts a Roommate video of a guy setting up a “spite” investment account. If the details that Carbon told me become true of the divorce, this guy may not be able to live well. At least not as not as well as he should and as he earned. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/50 "2015-03-02T09:57:17Z")
I’m trying so hard not to laugh the fuck out loud at work, I love the obsession with jerking off over everything. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/51 "2015-03-02T10:03:13Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > If the details that Carbon told me become true of the divorce, this guy may not be able to live well. At least not as not as well as he should and as he earned. Go on… ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/52 "2015-03-02T10:05:42Z")
> [@focusinprogress](#): > > craisglist ad in “casual encounters” with a few pics of her and her phone number. get creative with the intended intimate desires. This. Or post a craigslist ad for a 240 or other drift platform SUPER cheap. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/53 "2015-03-02T10:08:36Z")
jerk off on/in things, then throw glitter in the jizz ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/54 "2015-03-02T10:09:34Z")
I’ll let Bobby post those if he wants. It goes beyond the “well that’s how divorce goes” shit. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/55 "2015-03-02T10:10:12Z")
pour grease down the drains the last day you’re there…it will ball up and solidify with water in the sewer line. if there’s no P-trap it will all back up into the utility tub or basement… if there IS a p-trap, nothing will drain…toilet will overflow when flushed, etc… ---
**Author:** ![cretinx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cretinx/32/6121_2.png) [@cretinx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cretinx)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/56 "2015-03-02T10:15:47Z")
> [@snowracer101](#): > > have your buddy hire a very attractive guy to seduce her… > > photograph… > > win in court and not lose half his 401k to his wife. - - - Updated - - - look, I’m not a lawyer, I just play one in real life, so nothing I say is legal advice, but there’s a profound misunderstanding of how the NYS family law system works here - suffice to say if he does ANYTHING to agitate her deliberately he’s gonna have a really bad time. ---
**Author:** ![maxwell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maxwell/32/6524_2.png) [@maxwell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maxwell)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/57 "2015-03-02T10:18:52Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > I’ll let Bobby post those if he wants. > > It goes beyond the “well that’s how divorce goes” shit. Some more info here may very well sway me to offer up some terribly mean payback advice. I just hope for OPs buddies sake he can treat water on out of this and have a happy life, thats what its all about after all… ---
**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/58 "2015-03-02T11:26:02Z")
> [@Matt Danger](#): > > This must smell so awful. For some reason that made me lol while taking a dump at work. And boy did this thread take a turn… More about jerking off into random things to be discovered later Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/59 "2015-03-02T16:59:35Z")
so you’re saying, if his wife were to have an affair while they are still married, she’s still entitled to half the marital assets? I’m asking… I don’t know divorce law…hopefully never will. [quote=" cretinx,post:56,topic:271784""] ![http://i.lvme.me/v8ccqht.jpg](http://i.lvme.me/v8ccqht.jpg) - - - Updated - - - look, I’m not a lawyer, I just play one in real life, so nothing I say is legal advice, but there’s a profound misunderstanding of how the NYS family law system works here - suffice to say if he does ANYTHING to agitate her deliberately he’s gonna have a really bad time. [/quote] ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/60 "2015-03-02T17:08:01Z")
> [@snowracer101](#): > > so you’re saying, if his wife were to have an affair while they are still married, she’s still entitled to half the marital assets? I’m asking… I don’t know divorce law…hopefully never will. See that’s what doesn’t make sense… Why should she get his 401k or pension or salary? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784.md?page=4)