# So my buddy is getting divorced.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 1, 2015, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784 "2015-03-01T09:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@sasquatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sasquatch)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/81 "2015-03-03T16:43:37Z")
> [@Slaw](#): > > Take all the copper plumbing out of the basement, replace them with flex hose you obviously jizzed in. Then tape the kitchen faucet hose, she’ll turn on the sink and BOOM. JIZZZ SHOWER I support this Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/82 "2015-03-03T17:00:15Z")
> [@cretinx](#): > > SNIP Actually, in NY, you can file a “fault” divorce… due to adultery, although you do need proof from a 3rd party. edit: also, if this guy can prove that his wife is physically/mentally abusing him, he may have a case as well. {getting in his way while he’s trying to be civil and move out (false imprisonment) blowing smoke in his face… verbal abuse etc etc.} If I were carbonfibers buddy, i’d reach out to a lawyer… if his spouse is really like this, she does not deserve any of his future earnings. IMHO… ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/83 "2015-03-03T17:33:30Z")
> [@Slaw](#): > > Take all the copper plumbing out of the basement, replace them with flex hose you obviously jizzed in. Then tape the kitchen faucet hose, she’ll turn on the sink and BOOM. JIZZZ SHOWER everything about this is perfect. ---
**Author:** ![cretinx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cretinx/32/6121_2.png) [@cretinx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cretinx)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/84 "2015-03-03T17:35:35Z")
> [@snowracer101](#): > > Actually, in NY, you can file a “fault” divorce… due to adultery, although you do need proof from a 3rd party. > > edit: also, if this guy can prove that his wife is physically/mentally abusing him, he may have a case as well. > {getting in his way while he’s trying to be civil and move out (false imprisonment) blowing smoke in his face… verbal abuse etc etc.} > > If I were carbonfibers buddy, i’d reach out to a lawyer… if his spouse is really like this, she does not deserve any of his future earnings. IMHO… Correct, there are 6 causes plus “no fault” but even if you divorce “for cause” that doesn’t result in giving up property rights under equitable distribution. so even if she cheats on you, she gets your stuff if you divorce. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/85 "2015-03-03T17:40:25Z")
> [@cretinx](#): > > Correct, there are 6 causes plus “no fault” > > but even if you divorce “for cause” that doesn’t result in giving up property rights under equitable distribution. > > so even if she cheats on you, she gets your stuff is if you divorce. marriage: I’ll bet you half my shit i’ll love you forever ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/86 "2015-03-03T18:36:14Z")
This is where us poor guys really shine…if we get divorced: ![http://www.unitedhookah.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Willy-Wonka-You-Get-Nothing-560x420.jpg](http://www.unitedhookah.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Willy-Wonka-You-Get-Nothing-560x420.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/87 "2015-03-03T19:15:29Z")
Fake death, move to Canada, start maple syrup empire, buy a used jet, park used jet in ex-wife’s driveway, rev engine, blast some simple plan, drink some maple syrup, then fly home to your hot new Canadian wife. ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/88 "2015-03-03T19:32:03Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > Fake death, move to Canada, start maple syrup empire, buy a used jet, park used jet in ex-wife’s driveway, rev engine, blast some simple plan, drink some maple syrup, then fly home to your hot new Canadian wife. 404 Jizz not found ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/89 "2015-03-03T19:35:09Z")
There was jizz in the jet, trust me. ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/90 "2015-03-03T19:52:40Z")
Yeah he’s not doing anything else. He just wants it over with. Already gave her the house. He gets to keep his pension though. That was the big thing that she was originally going after. Hopefully in in a few more weeks he’ll never have to see her ever again. (He didn’t give her a 100% paid off house, he’s just forgoing his share of equity in it. Moving forward, it’s her house now). ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784/91 "2015-03-04T10:00:38Z")
This thread has some of the most comedic responses as of late. Great work PS - Deff have him do the jizz shower PPS - Also died laughing at Gorilla Mist [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-buddy-is-getting-divorced/271784.md?page=4)