# so my girlfriend just called me.. v.womenRstoopid
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 14, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526 "2008-07-14T16:01:55Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/1 "2008-07-14T16:01:55Z")
Hey Baby… um, I think I broke the car…
-Ok… whats wrong with it…
- Um, well when I give it gas everything is fine, but when I let off the gas the parking brake kicks in and the engine starts to make this funny sounding noise.
- I see. Are you sure have it in D and not 2?
- Um, yeah I’m, sure… I know how to drive Mike…
- Ok… will you just look and check to be sure…
- I’m sure… I kno… Oh, wait. Actually it is in 2. Oh ok it’s fixed now… love you bye…
_Click_
:kekegay:
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/2 "2008-07-14T16:12:50Z")
tell the story again with a funny.
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/3 "2008-07-14T16:18:41Z")
roflcoptor you need to put a low gear lockout on that car, use duct tape to stop the gear shifter from progressing past drive?
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/4 "2008-07-14T16:37:45Z")
I so bad want to tell the story about my wife pushing the lawnmower around the yard without the blade spinning. Oops, I guess I just did. Oh how we (I) laughed together (at her). We laughed so hard that she never offered to cut it again… :doh:
But in her defense, she had never used the mower before, and it had a blade brake clutch.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/5 "2008-07-14T16:44:06Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
she still read on here?
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/6 "2008-07-14T17:01:33Z")
> [@Cuban "Welfare" Crisis - Found Him! \*VIDS INSIDE\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cuban-welfare-crisis-found-him-vids-inside/31740/49):
>
> Oh how we (I) laughed together (at her).
hilarious quote there. thanks jeff.
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/7 "2008-07-14T17:21:09Z")
> [@Boosted Car Gauges?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boosted-car-gauges/37110/25):
>
> Hey Baby… um, I think I broke the car…
>
> -Ok… whats wrong with it…
>
> - Um, well when I give it gas everything is fine, but when I let off the gas the parking brake kicks in and the engine starts to make this funny sounding noise.
>
> - I see. Are you sure have it in D and not 2?
>
> - Um, yeah I’m, sure… I know how to drive Mike…
>
> - Ok… will you just look and check to be sure…
>
> - I’m sure… I kno… Oh, wait. Actually it is in 2. Oh ok it’s fixed now… love you bye…
>
> _Click_
>
> :kekegay:
Automatic transmission :greddy:
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/8 "2008-07-14T17:42:56Z")
> [@Anyone into death or black metal?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-into-death-or-black-metal/37114/4):
>
> tell the story again with a funny.
> [@Cuban "Welfare" Crisis - Found Him! \*VIDS INSIDE\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cuban-welfare-crisis-found-him-vids-inside/31740/49):
>
> I so bad want to tell the story about my wife pushing the lawnmower around the yard without the blade spinning. Oops, I guess I just did. Oh how we (I) laughed together (at her). We laughed so hard that she never offered to cut it again… :doh:
>
> But in her defense, she had never used the mower before, and it had a blade brake clutch.
> [@Shaggy"](#):
>
> 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
>
> she still read on here?
> [@SOLD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold/36567/56):
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> Automatic transmission :greddy:
Automatic transmission :greddy:
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/9 "2008-07-14T18:18:43Z")
> [@Shaggy"](#):
>
> 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
>
> she still read on here?
Not really. I guess I should go tell her I wrote this then.
Hopefully Mr. Darkstar will learn from my errors.
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/10 "2008-07-14T18:20:17Z")
classic!
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### Author:  [@06se-r](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06se-r)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/11 "2008-07-14T18:57:20Z")
my wife thought putting the car in R meant the back tires spin. i laughed so hard she didn’t talk to me for a week.
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/12 "2008-07-14T19:03:18Z")
> [@Boosted Car Gauges?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/boosted-car-gauges/37110/25):
>
> Hey Baby… um, I think I broke the car…
>
> -Ok… whats wrong with it…
>
> - Um, well when I give it gas everything is fine, but when I let off the gas the parking brake kicks in and the engine starts to make this funny sounding noise.
>
> - I see. Are you sure have it in D and not 2?
>
> - Um, yeah I’m, sure… I know how to drive Mike…
>
> - Ok… will you just look and check to be sure…
>
> - I’m sure… I kno… Oh, wait. Actually it is in 2. Oh ok it’s fixed now… love you bye…
>
> _Click_
>
> :kekegay:
your girlfriend is a stupid whore. Since when did Hookers drive their JOHNS ?
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### Author:  [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/13 "2008-07-14T20:08:33Z")
🤣
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### Author:  [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/14 "2008-07-15T05:00:53Z")
That’s something my girlfriend would call me about. I haven’t taught her how to drive a manual yet though.
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/15 "2008-07-15T05:37:15Z")
> [@Cuban "Welfare" Crisis - Found Him! \*VIDS INSIDE\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cuban-welfare-crisis-found-him-vids-inside/31740/49):
>
> I so bad want to tell the story about my wife pushing the lawnmower around the yard without the blade spinning.
>
> But in her defense, she had never used the mower before, and it had a blade brake clutch.
LMAOnade. There is no defense, how far exactly did she get before she realized the grass was the same length as when she started?
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### Author:  [@Jeff95TA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeff95TA)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/16 "2008-07-15T05:54:17Z")
> [@Building a house..](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/building-a-house/37122/6):
>
> LMAOnade. There is no defense, how far exactly did she get before she realized the grass was the same length as when she started?
Just a couple passes, then she called and said it wasn’t cutting good.
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### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/17 "2008-07-15T06:05:02Z")
ok.
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### Author:  [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/18 "2008-07-15T06:05:05Z")
At least she noticed it, although if you had come home to an uncut lawn with mover lines in it, epic laughter would’ve ensued.
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 8:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/19 "2008-07-15T08:26:54Z")
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/10
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### Author:  [@PurpleMongoose](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PurpleMongoose)
#### Post date: [July 15, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-v-womenrstoopid/198526/20 "2008-07-15T19:29:51Z")
Does she know how to release a parking brake?
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