# so my mom is dating this cop from work, and he just walked into my house..

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**Created:** [May 4, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191 "2004-05-04T15:59:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/1 "2004-05-04T15:59:33Z")

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:ugh:

I hope he doesnt come into my room, or you guys wont be hearing from me in a while… :embarassd

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**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/2 "2004-05-04T16:03:04Z")

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?? you not like him or something? i thought your mom lived here are you home?

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/3 "2004-05-04T16:05:14Z")

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his mom lives in OC his dead lives here

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**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/4 "2004-05-04T16:14:20Z")

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why?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/5 "2004-05-04T16:16:17Z")

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he might see all my uh…illegally downloaded MP3’s…

:hsugh:

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**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/6 "2004-05-04T16:22:45Z")

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if he walks in YOUR room would that be considered indecent exposure and public masturbation?

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/7 "2004-05-04T16:23:49Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> he might see all my uh…illegally downloaded MP3’s…  
> :hsugh:

i am sure that is the only Illegal thing you have in the bedroom

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**Author:** ![thefranchise](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thefranchise/32/5951_2.png) [@thefranchise](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thefranchise)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/8 "2004-05-04T16:28:34Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :ugh:
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> I hope he doesnt come into my room, or you guys wont be hearing from me in a while… :embarassd

i didnt know blow up sheep were illegal in MD??? :finger:

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/9 "2004-05-04T16:28:38Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :ugh:
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> I hope he doesnt come into my room, or you guys wont be hearing from me in a while… :embarassd

purge the hard drive pete townshend :tounge:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/10 "2004-05-04T16:37:28Z")

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> [@rookee](#):
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> purge the hard drive pete townshend :tounge:

but i swear officer! THe file name said she was 18!!!

🤣

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/11 "2004-05-04T16:38:05Z")

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> [@thefranchise](#):
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> i didnt know blow up sheep were illegal in MD??? :finger:

you leave Gizabelle out of this… :squint:

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/12 "2004-05-04T17:11:27Z")

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time to hide the bongs and bowls

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/13 "2004-05-04T17:30:49Z")

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> [@Shaggy](#):
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> time to hide the bongs and bowls

🤣

:embarass:

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/14 "2004-05-05T05:35:21Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :ugh:
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> I hope he doesnt come into my room, or you guys wont be hearing from me in a while… :embarassd

fabreeze 🆒

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/15 "2004-05-05T05:36:28Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :ugh:
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> I hope he doesnt come into my room, or you guys wont be hearing from me in a while… :embarassd

can u have him call me? :kekekegay

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**Author:** ![SP71Supra](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sp71supra/32/5955_2.png) [@SP71Supra](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SP71Supra)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/16 "2004-05-05T07:14:59Z")

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> [@dgramc](#):
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> why?

cause he smokes weed :mullet:

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/17 "2004-05-05T07:27:09Z")

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now why you gotta associate weed with the mullets 😃

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/18 "2004-05-05T07:28:27Z")

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![http://www.acidtrax.net/smileys/weed.gif](http://www.acidtrax.net/smileys/weed.gif)

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/19 "2004-05-05T07:32:34Z")

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> [@turbovw18](#):
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add it & call it SHAGGY!!!1 :69: :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![fshowcars](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fshowcars/32/5937_2.png) [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-my-mom-is-dating-this-cop-from-work-and-he-just-walked-into-my-house/166191/20 "2004-05-05T07:37:51Z")

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hehe

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