# So there's a guy I know whose second grade son is having some... \*results are in\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 19, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575 "2011-05-19T07:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/1 "2011-05-19T07:04:02Z")
Here is his post about it: My son (2nd grade) has had his snack stolen at lunch twice this week. Each time he told the teacher and she said there is nothing I can do about it. My kid is trusting, compassionate, giving etc. and these little fuckers take advantage of him because of it. One kid will distract him while another will steal his cookie, then the group will deny that anyone took it. The solution… the Sriracha extra salt cookie. We whipped up a special frosting for his cookie today. Yeah, he may get in trouble… but it’s a lesson well worth any consequence he or I may face. ![http://i55.tinypic.com/x3ahyv.jpg](http://i55.tinypic.com/x3ahyv.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![copperlegend](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/copperlegend/32/7445_2.png) [@copperlegend](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/copperlegend)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/2 "2011-05-19T07:05:51Z")
Awesome! Be sure to let us know what happens! ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/3 "2011-05-19T07:06:15Z")
Father should sit with him at lunch and eat all the other kids’ lunches in front of them. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/4 "2011-05-19T07:07:59Z")
lol… in for consequences. ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/5 "2011-05-19T07:09:02Z")
Keep us posted on the results… sounds like an excellent idea. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/6 "2011-05-19T07:10:17Z")
What is a sriaricahahahchch extra salt cookie? I’m smart enough to know it’s something unpleasant tasting, but further explanation? ---------- Post added at 10:10 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:09 AM ---------- I like it though. Teach em young to outwit their enemies. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/7 "2011-05-19T07:12:14Z")
sriracha is an asian hot sauce ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/8 "2011-05-19T07:12:43Z")
This is awesome. Will it just taste bad or will anything else happen? ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/9 "2011-05-19T07:12:54Z")
:bigtup: ---
**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/10 "2011-05-19T07:14:21Z")
IN IN IN. This should be awesome! People need to do whatever it takes when administration fails us. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/11 "2011-05-19T07:16:08Z")
If that doesn’t stop the bully, stab him. ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/12 "2011-05-19T07:18:59Z")
I fully support this. ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/13 "2011-05-19T07:19:41Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#): > > sriracha is an asian hot sauce Oh nice haha. A couple of drips of Dave’s Insanity Sauce would help too. Or am I being too cruel? ---
**Author:** ![jeffthespasm](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeffthespasm/32/3153_2.png) [@jeffthespasm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jeffthespasm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/14 "2011-05-19T07:20:01Z")
Fucking awesome. Big :tup: to the dad here. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/15 "2011-05-19T07:21:00Z")
I have a feeling that this would make a great video. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/16 "2011-05-19T07:22:01Z")
not a bad idea but id rather go with a chocolate exlax cookie, i feel shitting yourself later would be much more punishing than some hot sauce ---
**Author:** ![SnowboardinWNY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboardinwny/32/5182_2.png) [@SnowboardinWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SnowboardinWNY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/17 "2011-05-19T07:22:26Z")
This is awesome lol, :tup: to you and lookin out for your kid in such a way. hahahahaha ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/18 "2011-05-19T07:28:33Z")
> [@Mr. T](#): > > not a bad idea but id rather go with a chocolate exlax cookie, i feel shitting yourself later would be much more punishing than some hot sauce Visine. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/19 "2011-05-19T07:29:28Z")
:tup: :tup: awesome. this would be great to catch on tape ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/20 "2011-05-19T07:31:16Z")
[sarcasm] WTF! It is my kid that I tell to take advantage of nice honest kids. I swear if my kid takes one bite of the cookie I am going to sue the shit out of that family and anyone assosited with food tarrisiom. Your nice honesty family will be paying for my lawery fees, and my nice new car and house. I will make sure I bring my car to your shop so you can work on it. We will see how long that friendship lasts when my settlement is paying your bills at your shop! It is the American way![/sarcasm] Edited by Freek because people don’t always get me. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575.md?page=2)