# So there's a guy I know whose second grade son is having some... \*results are in\*

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**Created:** [May 19, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575 "2011-05-19T07:04:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/41 "2011-05-19T10:38:42Z")

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:tup: to giving little fuckers what they deserve.

I would do the same thing. Provided I was creative enough to think of it.

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/42 "2011-05-19T11:07:18Z")

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I warn parents all the time… I am not responsible should their children fall up all of my stairs.

Kids in kindergarden and even pre-k know right from wrong. Id does not require reason to follow the rules  
it requires training. My daughter knew that it is wrong to bring rocks to school for throwing at the teacher.

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/43 "2011-05-19T11:09:46Z")

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Here is great and fitting story of my grandfather that I have heard countless times, and at his wake was on of the topics of conversation with his military buddies:

My grandfather was a career Airman, he lived and breathed for the air force. This lead to him getting promoted to an incredibly high rank of Senior Master Sergeant overseeing the Griffiss air force base. Now, this man weighed in at 165 Lbs. and was 5’ 11" tall. He could eat a cow and not gain a pound, it may be possible that he tried. On a daily basis he would line up the men and have them open their lunches. Every day he would collect up the sandwiches that he liked and more specifically the Hostess fruit pies that several wives always packed for their husbands. Well this abuse went on for a length of time unchecked because frankly the guys really liked him, and outside of that line they were all quite close friends. The wives on the other hand once catching wind of what was transpiring at the base had a very different opinion on how to handle this. One of the women took her husbands pie, cut it open and filled it with sauerkraut, another wife took her husbands sandwich and packed it with blood wurst etc… A group of these women got together and sabotaged the all of the lunches. From that day forward my Grandmother made him all of his sandwiches and sent him off to work with several of his own pies. Ed nor his men never spoke of his reaction to this, even after he passed. No one knows what he did to the guys or how he handled the situation… I wish we did, but he kept a lot to himself and took several mysteries with him.

This child reminded me of this. As adults everyone had a good laugh, I have a feeling that dealing with children it will not be a laugh though.

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/44 "2011-05-19T11:19:41Z")

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\<~~~Knows that he sucks. lol

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/45 "2011-05-19T11:40:59Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> New people just are not accustomed to the ways of people like Dan. I wish that Skunk would come around and make a flaming homosexual post so that the newbs can be confused.

I’m pretty sure they taught sarcasm and fuel management on the same day and someone was absent.

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/46 "2011-05-19T12:01:10Z")

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Has a parent, I had the same thought pattern. Yes, revenge! But has an adult, I do not agree. If the parent is stepping in and providing the child a way out, Aka a plan of retaliation, they will always put themselves in that postion.

What I would have done, I would have sent the kid to school with a box full of cookies, that I baked with them for the whole class. Why? Cause the more and more people that don’t know why they are getting something for free will get the word out about what is happening.

I would have gotten good quality time has a parent and the little dude might even make some new friends out of being so giving.

Now, are there flaws in both cases, yes. But teach them young teach them proper, then you can enjoy retirement and not a life time cleaning up their mess.

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**Author:** ![Sleeper](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sleeper/32/7500_2.png) [@Sleeper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sleeper)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/47 "2011-05-19T12:21:32Z")

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> [@Mr. T](#):
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> not a bad idea but id rather go with a chocolate exlax cookie, i feel shitting yourself later would be much more punishing than some hot sauce

x2

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**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/48 "2011-05-19T12:29:20Z")

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> [@Anonymity](#):
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> Has a parent, do I had the same thought pattern, yes! But has an adult, I do not agree. If the parent is stepping in and providing the child a way out, Aka a plan of retaliation, they will always put themselves in that postion.
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> What I would have done, I would have sent the kid to school with a box full of cookies, that I bakes with them for the whole class. Why? Cause the more and more people that don’t know why they are getting something for free will get the word out about what is happening. Then I would have gotten good quality time has a parent and hey the little dude might even make some new friends out of being so giving.
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> Now, are there flaws in both cases, yes. But teach them young teach them proper, then you can enjoy retirement and not a life time cleaning up their mess.

You’ll prolly get flamed for this but I think that’s a great idea/lesson.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/49 "2011-05-19T12:57:30Z")

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Somehow I feel that in this country, there is a screwed up law that would allow me to sue someone who’s lunch I stole and got sick off of.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/50 "2011-05-19T13:13:37Z")

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> [@Anonymity](#):
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> Has a parent, do I had the same thought pattern, yes! But has an adult, I do not agree. If the parent is stepping in and providing the child a way out, Aka a plan of retaliation, they will always put themselves in that postion.
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> What I would have done, I would have sent the kid to school with a box full of cookies, that I bakes with them for the whole class. Why? Cause the more and more people that don’t know why they are getting something for free will get the word out about what is happening. Then I would have gotten good quality time has a parent and hey the little dude might even make some new friends out of being so giving.
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> Now, are there flaws in both cases, yes. But teach them young teach them proper, then you can enjoy retirement and not a life time cleaning up their mess.

I would agree with this if I could read it.

> Has a parent, do I had the same thought pattern, yes!

LOL

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/51 "2011-05-19T13:15:57Z")

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Lol.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/52 "2011-05-19T13:19:20Z")

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Still lolling at DO I HAD

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**Author:** ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/53 "2011-05-19T13:23:37Z")

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holy lol

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/54 "2011-05-19T13:23:54Z")

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Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/55 "2011-05-19T14:40:24Z")

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do I had wish more free time to read this board… Lol

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**Author:** ![piratemosh666](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/piratemosh666/32/6116_2.png) [@piratemosh666](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/piratemosh666)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/56 "2011-05-19T15:08:56Z")

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Ignorance breeds ignorance…

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**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/57 "2011-05-19T15:22:19Z")

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Awesome!

That’s so sad how people still have kids and don’t raise them right. :tup: to you.

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**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/58 "2011-05-19T16:48:50Z")

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> [@TradersBASE](#):
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> You’ll prolly get flamed for this but I think that’s a great idea/lesson.

lol! I am not worried, it is the Internet and al gore can take it away if he wants

> [@newman](#):
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> Still lolling at DO I HAD

Yes. I f’ed that one away. And yes I am lolling at myself for that. Idk what I was thinking. 🙂 it was good for a lol

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/59 "2011-05-19T16:51:46Z")

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Anonymity’s post is why people can’t help people out anymore. Let’s just sue, sue, sue the shit out of everyone…right or wrong. Tell your kids it’s ok to steal and take advantage of the good kids. If the shoe was on the other foot, he’d have a different tune. I hope when you really need help everyone passes you buy and tosses their cookies out the window for you and leave you to help yourself. BTW, learn to spell “terrorism” and “lawyer”. Hopefully your attorney achieved an education above the eigth grade level.

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**Author:** ![Axis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/axis/32/5149_2.png) [@Axis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Axis)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/60 "2011-05-19T17:01:31Z")

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> [@1QIKZ](#):
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> Anonymity’s post is why people can’t help people out anymore. Let’s just sue, sue, sue the shit out of everyone…right or wrong. Tell your kids it’s ok to steal and take advantage of the good kids. If the shoe was on the other foot, he’d have a different tune. I hope when you really need help everyone passes you buy and tosses their cookies out the window for you and leave you to help yourself. BTW, learn to spell “terrorism” and “lawyer”. Hopefully your attorney achieved an education above the eigth grade level.

Are you serious? You do realize he was being sarcastic?

I hope I didn’t just get trolled

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