# So there's a guy I know whose second grade son is having some... \*results are in\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 19, 2011, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575 "2011-05-19T07:04:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/61 "2011-05-19T17:14:47Z")
How the hell are you supposed to decipher sarcasm in text? Saddest part is I know people out there who think that way. Can we incoporate a sarcasm symbol? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/62 "2011-05-19T17:26:49Z")
> [@1QIKZ](#): > > Anonymity’s post is why people can’t help people out anymore. Let’s just sue, sue, sue the shit out of everyone…right or wrong. Tell your kids it’s ok to steal and take advantage of the good kids. If the shoe was on the other foot, he’d have a different tune. I hope when you really need help everyone passes you buy and tosses their cookies out the window for you and leave you to help yourself. BTW, learn to spell “terrorism” and “lawyer”. Hopefully your attorney achieved an education above the eigth grade level. You want to have a cock fight let’s go! Make sure you press really hard on the keyboard to really show how mad you are. Did I make a mistake typing, correct. Now if you would like to make fun of me for making spelling mistakes on my education level ( which is at the MBA level) go a head. I am human. I know Jason, he is a great guy. Now, I am in I don’t give a fuck mood, I can’t hate on you for being simple minded and being poor or hung like a field mouse. I really want to find where you sleep, sneak in, inject you with a drug that I can make that will give you enough brain activity, so you can watch me skull fuck you. Then when I am done we talk about our favorite cookie recipe and maybe watch a spelling bee contest. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/63 "2011-05-19T17:32:19Z")
Anonymity \> 1QIKZ. I am 98.9% that this applies to life as a whole. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/64 "2011-05-19T17:43:52Z")
> [@Anonymity](#): > > Has a parent, I had the same thought pattern. Yes, revenge! But has an adult, I do not agree. If the parent is stepping in and providing the child a way out, Aka a plan of retaliation, they will always put themselves in that postion. > > What I would have done, I would have sent the kid to school with a box full of cookies, that I baked with them for the whole class. Why? Cause the more and more people that don’t know why they are getting something for free will get the word out about what is happening. > > I would have gotten good quality time has a parent and the little dude might even make some new friends out of being so giving. > > Now, are there flaws in both cases, yes. But teach them young teach them proper, then you can enjoy retirement and not a life time cleaning up their mess. has a parent you should know that you cannot bring homebaked goods into a class for them to eat ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/65 "2011-05-19T17:47:01Z")
Let me make sure I understand, so I’m not chastized for being a newbie. Someone posts on a public forum about kids stealing from other kids at the second grade level, which I am assuming is a true story. You post a sarcastic response,which unless someone knows you are friends, had to take it at face value. They post a pissed off response hecause of how grossly aggravating it is and of course that response reflects their anger. You then take offense throwing out your educational qualifications, attacking my intelligence, financial status, and genetic background. I thought the drugging and skull fucking fantasy was a little disturbing, yet creative and entertaining. If your response is again, sarcasm then disregard the above message. If we take this a little further, perhaps we can get this moved over to the “drama and cockfighting” page. I love these forums. Spelling bee would have to be on neutral territory. Na Na Na Boo Boo, stick your head in doo doo. ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/66 "2011-05-19T17:58:37Z")
> [@tpgsr](#): > > Anonymity \> 1QIKZ. I am 98.9% that this applies to life as a whole. Dont find enjoyment in it, but I do make mistakes. It did make me, lol. FYI we need a moblie site. ---------- Post added at 08:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:47 PM ---------- You fail at life, if you want to bust my nut on spelling. Do not make a mistake like that, I will have you turning trick for $2 at a rest stop bathroom, film it, then send a copy of it back to the getto to your family. > [@1QIKZ](#): > > Let me make sure I understand, so I’m not chastized for being a newbie. Someone posts on a public forum about kids stealing from other kids at the second grade level, which I am assuming is a true story. You post a sarcastic response,which unless someone knows you are friends, had to take it at face value. They post a pissed off response hecause of how grossly aggravating it is and of course that response reflects their anger. You then take offense throwing out your educational qualifications, attacking my intelligence, financial status, and genetic background. I thought the drugging and skull fucking fantasy was a little disturbing, yet creative and entertaining. If your response is again, sarcasm then disregard the above message. If we take this a little further, perhaps we can get this moved over to the “drama and cockfighting” page. I love these forums. Spelling bee would have to be on neutral territory. Na Na Na Boo Boo, stick your head in doo doo. ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/67 "2011-05-19T18:01:52Z")
All of this could have been avoided if Anonymity used the [sarcasm] tags in his post, lol. And all you spelling nazi’s are getting SERIOUS lately. 1QIKZ signs on the forum and gets hammered for his spelling errors, so he starts dishing it back and you guys get upset? lol ---
**Author:** ![Anonymity](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/anonymity/32/7215_2.png) [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/68 "2011-05-19T18:02:28Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > has a parent you should know that you cannot bring homebaked goods into a class for them to eat No, he isn’t in that grade yet. But I do make cookies for his daycare, they have rules for bake goods. All is good, I am sure shopping for store bought ones would ok fun too,hell it doesn’t have to be cookies. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/69 "2011-05-19T18:06:55Z")
it’s really sad ☹ i remember when snack time used to be fun. now they make the kid with peanut butter allergies sit by himself in the other room while everyone else enjoys baked goods ☹ WTF AMERICA! ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/70 "2011-05-19T18:09:27Z")
Can’t afford store bought cookies, spent all my money on penis enlargement pills and therapy from getting drugged and skull fucked. That being said, can you post the recipe for those cookies so my wife can whip up a batch in the kitchen of our double wide. Hope they’re soft, kids don’t got no teeth. (poor grammer intentional) ---
**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/71 "2011-05-19T19:34:45Z")
What the hell happened to this? ---
**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/72 "2011-05-19T19:43:41Z")
> [@Anonymity](#): > > No, he isn’t in that grade yet. But I do make cookies for his daycare, they have rules for bake goods. All is good, I am sure shopping for store bought ones would ok fun too,hell it doesn’t have to be cookies. do you wear an apron while baking? ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/73 "2011-05-19T20:02:20Z")
> [@deebo](#): > > has a parent you should know that you cannot bring homebaked goods into a class for them to eat that’s funny as hell, and sad all at the same time. I bake like nobody’s bidness, and my poor kid can’t share my awesome bounty with the rest of the class. Update from my friend coming up… ---------- Post added at 11:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:59 PM ---------- Ok, update from my friend: “operation “spicy cookie” was a success, the target took the bait.” continues… "The kid salvated over the cookie through lunch and told my son, “I want that cookie”. My son refused but that didn’t stop the kid from scooping up a big bite of frosting with his finger. My son said the kid immediately said “I don’t want it”… then his lips puckered and his face turned red. My son came skipping off the bus with a huge smile and said it was the best day ever! Extra dad points for me." ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/74 "2011-05-19T20:09:11Z")
Wtf is happening in here. I just want the results from bracketracers kid. ---
**Author:** ![bracketracer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bracketracer/32/15592_2.png) [@bracketracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bracketracer)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/75 "2011-05-19T20:19:40Z")
Dude! Not my kid! Mine can handle things just fine. I was just posting stuff from another forum, about a forum friend’s kid. ---
**Author:** ![SnowboardinWNY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/snowboardinwny/32/5182_2.png) [@SnowboardinWNY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SnowboardinWNY)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/76 "2011-05-19T20:32:51Z")
lol nice, pick of kids face would have been priceless! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/77 "2011-05-19T20:33:49Z")
Sweet story but I keep seeing that little fat kids face from the Hangover that tazes Zach ganjajgjagajg in the face. Dont know why but does this kid look like him by nay chance? ---
**Author:** ![gt08vapor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@gt08vapor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gt08vapor)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/78 "2011-05-19T20:33:50Z")
IN for results. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/79 "2011-05-19T20:35:49Z")
↑ Did you read a few posts up dummy? ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575/80 "2011-05-19T20:38:24Z")
> [@bracketracer](#): > > Dude! Not my kid! > > Mine can handle things just fine. > > I was just posting stuff from another forum, about a forum friend’s kid. Friends kid! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-theres-a-guy-i-know-whose-second-grade-son-is-having-some-results-are-in/212575.md?page=5)