# So this friend of mine... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649 "2006-05-04T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/1 "2006-05-04T15:02:56Z")
Had an unfortunate accident while having sex with his lady. Long story short, he fractured his penis! Fuckin OWW! he had to have surgery on it today! Ive heard of this happening but never knew anyone that had it happen to them! ouch. LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/2 "2006-05-04T15:11:59Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > Had an unfortunate accident while having sex with his lady. > Long story short, he fractured his penis! Fuckin OWW! he had to have surgery on it today! Ive heard of this happening but never knew anyone that had it happen to them! ouch. LOL. I want the long story. ---
**Author:** ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/3 "2006-05-04T15:12:31Z")
Poor SkunkApe! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/4 "2006-05-04T15:15:44Z")
ohhhh man that sux. ---
**Author:** ![BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@BaD\_AZz\_Z\_28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BaD_AZz_Z_28)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/5 "2006-05-04T15:16:52Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > Poor SkunkApe! 😃 Naw, I heard he was still a virgin :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/6 "2006-05-04T15:24:58Z")
:lolham: ---
**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/7 "2006-05-04T16:05:19Z")
how exactly does one fracture their penis, theres no bones. a hernia maybe but not a fracture. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/8 "2006-05-04T16:13:43Z")
> [@slipstreamxk1](#): > > how exactly does one fracture their penis, theres no bones. a hernia maybe but not a fracture. depends on how you realy want to define a few different words look here: [Penile Fracture and Trauma: Practice Essentials, Background, Relevant Anatomy](http://www.emedicine.com/Med/topic3415.htm) ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/9 "2006-05-04T16:27:44Z")
I am not sure exactly how, but im guessing from experience, sometimes when yer really anxious to get it in there you ram-and miss! thats what he did, or she was on top and it slipped out, bending it in half(FUCK! OUCH!) so he asks me the next day, ever have this happen to you, mines black and blue and swollen!!!\_ EESH! ive had it bend it hurt but not like he described, luckily i told him to go check it out and he was told he must have surgery for it the next day(today) so im sure hes sitting at home right now with a stiff cast and some beers! LOL gotta suck to be him right now! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/10 "2006-05-04T16:56:42Z")
> [@BaD AZz Z/28](#): > > Naw, I heard he was still a virgin > > :lol: XXXXXXXXXXXXX2 ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/11 "2006-05-04T17:12:32Z")
Anyone I know? :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/12 "2006-05-04T17:23:07Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > I am not sure exactly how, but im guessing from experience, sometimes when yer really anxious to get it in there you ram-and miss! thats what he did, or she was on top and it slipped out, bending it in half(FUCK! OUCH!) so he asks me the next day, ever have this happen to you, mines black and blue and swollen!!!\_ EESH! ive had it bend it hurt but not like he described, luckily i told him to go check it out and he was told he must have surgery for it the next day(today) so im sure hes sitting at home right now with a stiff cast and some beers! LOL gotta suck to be him right now! lol ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/13 "2006-05-04T17:28:09Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > I am not sure exactly how, but im guessing from experience, sometimes when yer really anxious to get it in there you ram-and miss! I feel very bad for yours and his gf/wife if thats how you guys actually bang bang bang. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/14 "2006-05-04T20:16:27Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > I am not sure exactly how, but im guessing from experience, sometimes when yer really anxious to get it in there you ram-and miss! > [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I feel very bad for yours and his gf/wife if thats how you guys actually bang bang bang. :lol: [http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group\_X\_video.html](http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html) ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/15 "2006-05-04T20:17:11Z")
i’ve had a scary close call or two in the past where i seriously thought i broke something…it’s not fun… ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/16 "2006-05-04T20:22:12Z")
lol thats got to be embarassing ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/17 "2006-05-04T22:29:22Z")
> [@Pass McGrass](#): > > I feel very bad for yours and his gf/wife if thats how you guys actually bang bang bang. Atleast we’re gettin some hand jockey. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/18 "2006-05-04T22:34:54Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > Poor SkunkApe! 😃 hahaha ass > [@BaD AZz Z/28](#): > > Naw, I heard he was still a virgin > > :lol: and…WTF? :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/19 "2006-05-04T23:32:50Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > Atleast we’re gettin some hand jockey. Haha, ok. Id make a bet its less than I do. But thats not your fault, youre married. wait, actually…yep, it is your fault. ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/20 "2006-05-05T01:25:37Z")
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