# So this friend of mine... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 4, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649 "2006-05-04T15:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Muscle50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bcef8e/32.png) [@Muscle50](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muscle50)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/21 "2006-05-05T05:37:59Z")
> [@JUICEDSS](#): > > Poor SkunkApe! 😃 Doesn’t have sex with ladies tho ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/22 "2006-05-05T05:40:28Z")
^^ you would know:touchy: ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/23 "2006-05-05T06:07:47Z")
holy shit if it really has a cast on it we need pics of that LOL ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/24 "2006-05-05T06:13:35Z")
thats some scary shit i have had a few of those close calls. its usually with 1st time sex with someone. you’re tying to do the helicopter spin with her on your cock, and shes thinking farris wheel turn. ---
**Author:** ![Slomies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Slomies](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Slomies)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/25 "2006-05-05T08:36:22Z")
Clinical: The clinical presentation of a penile fracture is often fairly straightforward. Most affected patients report penile injury coincident with sexual intercourse. Patients usually report that the female partner was on top, straddling the penis. During sexual relations, the penis slipped out, hitting the perineum or the pubis of the female partner. Patients sometimes report that they were having sexual relations on a desk (with the patient on top) and the penis slipped out, hitting the edge of the desk. Patients describe a popping, cracking, or snapping sound with immediate detumescence. They may report minimal to severe sharp pain, depending on the severity of injury. ^^^ hahahaha that would suck if you thrusted your penis into a desk … ouchies. At worst, if you’re going for a good thrust, you find the wrong hole … WOOOOOOOOOPSIE!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/26 "2006-05-05T08:58:44Z")
ive had close calls before, your goin at it and she trys to grind her hips some stupid direction, and your heading back in as you realize your not in thats when i tell the bitch “god damn it, i told you to lay there like your dead, how am i supposed to stay turned on if your acting like your still alive !!!” best way to avoid these types of incidents is to just knock her out before you attempt intercourse ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/27 "2006-05-05T09:11:37Z")
broke dick mountin’ ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/28 "2006-05-05T09:12:03Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > i’ve had a scary close call or two in the past where i seriously thought i broke something…it’s not fun… ive had one recently i thought it broke off it hurt so much ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/29 "2006-05-10T16:48:06Z")
Ok thought id update you guys. He went for surgery the day after it happened. They made an incision all the way around the penis just under the head, they peeled the skin down to the base, then they went in and surgically repaired the torn muscle/tendon-whatever, then put the skin back up and sewed it all up. FUCKIN OWWW! LOL so if this happens to anyone get into the hospital right away because i guess the longer you wait the worse it will get and possibly lose use of your lil guy! ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/30 "2006-05-10T17:18:54Z")
My thoughts and prayers are with him and his buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/31 "2006-05-10T17:43:36Z")
Oh God!! Did he watch the surgery? I think I would demand that they knock me out!! ---
**Author:** ![articzap](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/articzap/32/7361_2.png) [@articzap](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/articzap)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/32 "2006-05-10T17:51:37Z")
:shivers: ow ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/33 "2006-05-10T19:30:11Z")
Holy crap…but if that happened to me…I would totally bobbit it and be like hey…I severed my penis…i got the scar…and ya know…chicks dig scars and all…soo ummm…what do you say? :pimp: ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/34 "2006-05-10T20:59:20Z")
> [@Carbonfiberhooded](#): > > Oh God!! Did he watch the surgery? I think I would demand that they knock me out!! yes he was out. ---
**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/35 "2006-05-10T22:14:59Z")
now i wonder how many cases of this the Dr’s see?? i mean ive had a few cloes calls in my day and so have many other NYspeeders… day after day they must be like yep… another one broke his dick ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/36 "2006-05-10T22:17:44Z")
Damn… that just makes me cringe. ---
**Author:** ![amd3dnow3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd3dnow3/32/7410_2.png) [@amd3dnow3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/amd3dnow3)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/37 "2006-05-10T23:03:48Z")
man sorry for your friend i never even tho that was possible:retard: i mean i’ve missed and hit hard but never any injury or pain , guess wasnt his day. ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/38 "2006-05-11T08:20:22Z")
> [@91CRXSI](#): > > now i wonder how many cases of this the Dr’s see?? > > i mean ive had a few cloes calls in my day and so have many other NYspeeders… day after day they must be like yep… another one broke his dick the surgeon told my buddy that he performed this surgery just a week before too! so it is more common than we think! Broken dicks=the silent killer. ---
**Author:** ![jrex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrex/32/7232_2.png) [@jrex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrex)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/39 "2006-05-11T10:09:31Z")
\<–Is going to avoid having the woman on top for a while ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2006, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649/40 "2006-05-11T11:11:02Z")
> [@jrex](#): > > \<–Is going to avoid having the woman on top for a while Your hand doesn’t count as a woman [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-friend-of-mine/11649.md?page=3)