# So, this guy worked at a pickle factory... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047 "2008-02-06T20:32:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/1 "2008-02-06T20:32:04Z")
and everyday he had a strong urge to put his dick in the pickle slicer. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and did it. He came home that night and told his wife he got fired for putting his dick in the pickle slicer. She rushed over to him and pulled his pants down only to find that everything was fine. confused, she asked, “What happened to the pickle slicer?” The man replied, “I think she got fired too.” ---
**Author:** ![HAiRymONkEe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hairymonkee/32/5172_2.png) [@HAiRymONkEe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HAiRymONkEe)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/2 "2008-02-06T20:34:50Z")
lol good one. ---
**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/3 "2008-02-06T20:54:39Z")
hahahahahaahahha. nice zinger zong ---
**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/4 "2008-02-06T21:02:14Z")
lmao ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/5 "2008-02-06T21:26:41Z")
good one zongo ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/6 "2008-02-06T21:39:20Z")
hardee har har! Heres one. Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? A: Gang rape. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/7 "2008-02-06T21:46:26Z")
> [@98SS10](#): > > hardee har har! > Heres one. > Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? > A: Gang rape. fucking LOL ---
**Author:** ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/8 "2008-02-06T21:50:30Z")
AHhh, Oncore!? Q: What do Ethiopians do at night? A: Starve. ---
**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/9 "2008-02-06T21:53:19Z")
ahem… Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A. A quarter pounder with cheese. ---
**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/10 "2008-02-06T22:41:18Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#): > > ahem… > > Q. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? > > A. A quarter pounder with cheese. :biglol::biglol: ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/11 "2008-02-07T07:10:21Z")
haha. A+ to all of those. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/12 "2008-02-07T07:16:24Z")
1st one is the best. ---
**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/13 "2008-02-07T07:26:32Z")
this thread’s gunna suck hard… why? nyspeed consists of mostly corny people (proof is already coming through) HOWEVER, this was discussed before, I think we should have a stand up night at some open mic place. I think it would be super funny ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-guy-worked-at-a-pickle-factory/43047/14 "2008-02-07T07:33:11Z")
that was great