# So this one time I... (true sh\*t only) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330 "2010-01-18T09:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/1 "2010-01-18T09:59:40Z")
So this one time I… was at the club monaco outlet in niagara falls, like 5 years ago before they closed it down. I was with Melissa (wife) who was trying on some jeans in the change rooms. I must have sold some high dollar car parts earlier that day because for whatever reason i was walking around with $1800 - $2000 cash in my pocket. She was in the change room commenting on how i shouldnt carry that kind of cash around, which is true of course, but instead of agreeing or arguing i took out the wad of cash, giggling of course, held it in my right hand reached over the change room door and threw all of it in such a way that that is showered down all over the change room and onto her. she was all… “WTF BING!!!” I then asked her to open the door so that i could laugh a bit more… sure enough, the whole change room was covered in $20 and $50 bills… I enjoyed a hearty giggle… I proceeded to tidy it all up and recount it a couple time to make sure i hadnt lost any of it. this just occured to me while driving back to work this lunch hour… your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/2 "2010-01-18T10:02:11Z")
was out for the night before thanksgiving a few years back. hit the sabres game with jay and the crew, then went to pharohs, where we blew through $4k in ones and put the tab on the yamaha card. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/3 "2010-01-18T10:03:32Z")
this one time i… when i was younger i thought id bungee jump from my tree fort…with that generic “yellow” rope everyone seems to have laying around. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/4 "2010-01-18T10:16:17Z")
This one time I blasted a dog in the face w/ an airhorn. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/5 "2010-01-18T10:17:48Z")
had a heart attack and lived to tell the story. ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/6 "2010-01-18T10:19:12Z")
…took 2 different trains to meet up with newman to go to hiroshima. he never showed up… :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/7 "2010-01-18T10:21:35Z")
Farted so loud that my dog started barking at me and then bit my foot ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/8 "2010-01-18T10:21:37Z")
> [@XwalkerX](#): > > …took 2 different trains to meet up with newman to go to hiroshima. he never showed up… > > :shrug: This one time I humped a cute Mexican virgin instead of meeting Walker to go to Hiroshima. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/9 "2010-01-18T10:21:38Z")
i took a shit in a tim hortons and sprayed poo all over the place, including myself EDIT: nm that was breetime i humped a girl in a big cat in cali EDIT: nm that was newman i told 2 stories that werent involving me in a thread called “so this one time i…” ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/10 "2010-01-18T10:24:45Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > i took a shit in a tim hortons and sprayed poo all over the place, including myself … … ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/11 "2010-01-18T10:26:11Z")
pee’d on a Juggalette than sprayed her with faygo. ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/12 "2010-01-18T10:26:11Z")
had sex while driving down the 400. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/13 "2010-01-18T10:27:32Z")
> [@layzie](#): > > i humped a girl in a big cat in cali … ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/14 "2010-01-18T10:30:06Z")
Split my car in half on a tree and walked away… err… hobbled away :tup: ![http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs142.snc1/5253_553759694413_44202344_32944917_1996164_n.jpg](http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs142.snc1/5253_553759694413_44202344_32944917_1996164_n.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/15 "2010-01-18T10:30:58Z")
was at the warped tour, and wasn’t feeling well, so i laid down in the grass. when i woke up, there were tons of people sitting around the same area as me. i stood up, and started puking all over the ground, and the wind carried it and it ended up splashing all over this random bitch. every time i went to say sorry, i puked more. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/16 "2010-01-18T11:34:01Z")
newman did this to me i did this did this to my hand while sodablasting (dumb…) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/junglerot.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/junglerot.jpg) stole this dog from my neighbor ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/dog2.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/94wvwglxvr6/dog2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/17 "2010-01-18T12:20:42Z")
got a blow job in the middle of the day in central park while riding one of those tourist horse carriages. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/18 "2010-01-18T12:22:07Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > got a blow job in the middle of the day in central park while riding one of those tourist horse carriages. …got a BJ in the back of a van that was being driven by the girl’s parents. …had butt sex w/ my GF on the steps of the harrisburg capital building at 2am …had sex in the cabin of a boat in the middle of the afternoon… parked in a display at the FAIR ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/19 "2010-01-18T12:24:31Z")
> [@newman](#): > > …got a BJ in the back of a van that was being driven by the girl’s parents. > …had butt sex w/ my GF on the steps of the harrisburg capital building at 2am > …had sex in the cabin of a boat in the middle of the afternoon… parked at the FAIR had sex with a girl in her living room while her mom was cooking dinner. Only the back of the couch seperated us from view. it ruled. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/20 "2010-01-18T12:25:51Z")
I HAD SEX IN HOWIE’S BED AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE…_WITHOUT_ HIM THERE! (he’s going to kill me) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330.md?page=2)