# So this one time I... (true sh\*t only) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330 "2010-01-18T09:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/21 "2010-01-18T12:26:10Z")
…banged a nyspeeder’s sister in the ass before I even kissed her. ---
**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/22 "2010-01-18T12:30:00Z")
had sex with a girl on a boat on a trailor in a driveway at sunset with my friend passed out right next to us on the boats bench ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/23 "2010-01-18T12:32:43Z")
…had sex in the back of a car…a cop car …flogged some broad with her passed out bf on the same bed after prom…not my prom…not in my country …was doing it under a blanket in a living room while her mother walked into the room and watched tv with us for the next hour or so… ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/24 "2010-01-18T12:48:02Z")
…got married. ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/25 "2010-01-18T12:56:00Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > …got married. winner! ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/26 "2010-01-18T12:57:08Z")
I had sex in the mckinnly mall family bathroom with a broad on her lunch break from macys ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/27 "2010-01-18T13:07:33Z")
Jam no fair editing 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/28 "2010-01-18T13:13:39Z")
Lol ou saw that? There are a few things that should not be shared with the internets… That was one of them ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/29 "2010-01-18T13:17:22Z")
Lol. Brickbar. ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/30 "2010-01-18T13:39:53Z")
Had sex with a girl on her couch while watching a movie with her mom and dad. ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/31 "2010-01-18T13:41:06Z")
…ran from the police (two cop cars) in my evo, got away, then parked in a row of evos for sale at a mitsu dealership. they found me inside dropping my keys off for service and I was busted. I had a flight to London in a couple hours so the cop let me go with only 4 serious tickets. I later had an attorney get them all dropped to a parking ticket. the funny thing is that I got more screwed over by the mitsu dealership than the cops. ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/32 "2010-01-18T13:42:26Z")
Went to dicks . com when i was about 10 because i thought it was the sporting goods website and my dad thought i was gay. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/33 "2010-01-18T13:44:35Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > …ran from the police (two cop cars) in my evo, got away, then parked in a row of evos for sale at a mitsu dealership. they found me inside dropping my keys off for service and I was busted. I had a flight to London in a couple hours so the cop let me go with only 4 serious tickets. I later had an attorney get them all dropped to a parking ticket. I have a similar story but I can’t post it because I got away. It was a LONG chase. I will never EVER do that again. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/34 "2010-01-18T13:53:06Z")
… Was having sex in my car infront of this girls house before I dropped her off and a group of like 6 people walked by and started cheering us on. I have them the :tup: and kept hittin it. … Got a bj from my friend’s sister on their couch while my friend was sitting in a chair 4 feet infront of us playing xbox. … When I worked at DL I had sex with multiple girls in the chaseway of the bathrooms in the camp grounds. And I had sex on the dock behind the stage for the laser light show. (I had keys to every gate/door in the park). ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/35 "2010-01-18T13:54:18Z")
Awww c’mon ---
**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/36 "2010-01-18T14:02:59Z")
> [@newman](#): > > …got a BJ in the back of a van that was being driven by the girl’s parents. … fucked my gf in the ass for the first time in the very back seat of a van, while the van was being driven by her parents, AND her 2 younger brothers were in the middle seat. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/37 "2010-01-18T14:10:59Z")
classy broads these girls all are. Some people shouldnt be ragging on juggalettes. I like girls with something wrong with them, they gotta be crazy or have a short arm or something. got head from my girl in her driveway while her parents were waiting for her to come in, same girl in the front room, while her parents were in the living room 20 feet away. No shes not a juggalette, I wish heh. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/38 "2010-01-18T14:13:49Z")
> [@Bsp TC](#): > > Went to dicks . com when i was about 10 because i thought it was the sporting goods website and my dad thought i was gay. I loled because I went to [dicks.com](http://dicks.com) looking for the sporting goods site last year. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/39 "2010-01-18T14:24:31Z")
…owned 4 cars at the same time, all of them 2 seaters… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/40 "2010-01-18T14:24:47Z")
Gave my bf at the time an hj at the town ballroom while standing in the crowd watching the cramps play. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330.md?page=3)