# So this one time I... (true sh\*t only) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 18, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330 "2010-01-18T09:59:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/81 "2010-01-19T23:50:12Z")
I just went 32-6 an MW2 ---
**Author:** ![adamantairman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@adamantairman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/adamantairman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/82 "2010-01-20T02:11:16Z")
I thought racing my 87 corolla was a good idea. On the downhill lefthand turn on Luther(outside EA), started getting sideways in the middle of the turn. Not knowing how to drive I let it hang for a second, then tried to counter steer out of it, got to full opposite lock, did a 180 and shot towards the woods, front left fender hooked a tree did another 180 slid down the slope to a comfortable stop in mulch. Car ran perfectly(with a giant dent) after wards, and it fixed the one headlight… The friend I was racing saw the entire thing in his rear view mirror. A couple years later in a 93 corolla, I tried passing a plow truck on the 400, ended up spinning out shortly past it and slid backwards off the 400 in front of the plow truck, again unscathed. The plow truck pulled over to tell me he called the cops/tell me I’m retarded. Whilst owning the G-wagon, hooked up with some chick at her parents rented cottage on lake erie. The next morning, the family was leaving the and cleaning the place up. Her dad asked me to take a couple bags in the g wagon and throw them out at tim hortons; I agreed and he yelled across the yard “Thanks for taking one for the team!”… :lolsign: I made her throw them out at tim hortons in the rain. I need to go back to bed. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/83 "2010-01-20T05:40:22Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > who has gone ATM here? > > fuckin’ whores. I enjoy thinking that they probably kiss someone with that same mouth. I hate to say it but Brett definitely kissed a girl I went ATM on. Lol. Though it was months later. BTW she is SO FAT NOW. SO FAT. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/84 "2010-01-20T06:51:54Z")
I’ve never even had sex, man you guys are all so lucky. ---
**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/85 "2010-01-20T06:52:52Z")
PS - I imagine the only reason a chick is willing to fuck Jeg is to shut him up. ---
**Author:** ![longuyen88](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/longuyen88/32/7611_2.png) [@longuyen88](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/longuyen88)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/86 "2010-01-20T07:04:25Z")
ex gf said I love my money more than her so I took a $100 bill of my pocket and threw it out the sunroof and told her I wouldn’t throw her out the window, because I love her more. Now she’s my ex. FML ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/87 "2010-01-20T07:05:32Z")
> [@newman](#): > > I hate to say it but Brett definitely kissed a girl I went ATM on. Lol. Though it was months later. BTW she is SO FAT NOW. SO FAT. Does it really matter? Like you’ve never licked an ass before? Come on.:present: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/88 "2010-01-20T07:06:42Z")
> [@longuyen88](#): > > ex gf said I love my money more than her so I took a $100 bill of my pocket and threw it out the sunroof and told her I wouldn’t throw her out the window, because I love her more. > > Now she’s my ex. FML this is just dumb. ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/89 "2010-01-20T07:11:41Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > On new years, I went to this party with my girl and a few of her friends and we were required to take off our shoes. I didn’t like the idea being that it was an east aurora party and I’m from Holland, I was the only kid from Holland. > > Anyways I went back to put my shoes on and they were gone. I started flipping out thinking someone stole my shoes (a very nice, brand new pair of nikes). Turns out some girl had to go outside and puke and put my shoes on and was now sitting on the toilet with her head on her arms. Got the shoes back, untouched by her puke and not even dirty. I was so pumped! that is the worst “so this one time i…” story i’ve ever heard… Yes, this is horrible, this story. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/90 "2010-01-20T07:41:34Z")
> [@XwalkerX](#): > > that is the worst “so this one time i…” story i’ve ever heard… > > Yes, this is horrible, this story. +1 … and … LOL ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/91 "2010-01-20T09:03:18Z")
sorry guys, i guess I dont have as much fail as the rest of of you guys. i guess its a better story to tell in person. ---
**Author:** ![Joehip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Joehip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joehip)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/92 "2010-01-20T10:07:45Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > Went ATMVAfinish inM then when we came back downstairs she took a bite of a friends pizza that he then continued to eat. Nobody understood why I started laughing really hard. And these girls wonder how they get UTI’s…and bad breath… and herpes… ---
**Author:** ![97FormulaWS-6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97formulaws-6/32/7384_2.png) [@97FormulaWS-6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97FormulaWS-6)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/93 "2010-01-20T10:57:48Z")
> [@Joehip](#): > > And these girls wonder how they get UTI’s…and bad breath… and herpes… don’t forget BV… ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/94 "2010-01-20T11:11:16Z")
> [@97FormulaWS-6](#): > > don’t forget BV… EWWWWW. Or any of the other things. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/95 "2010-01-20T11:24:21Z")
I deff do not think they wonder at all. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/96 "2010-01-20T11:30:46Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > I HAD SEX IN HOWIE’S BED AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE…_WITHOUT_ HIM THERE! > > (he’s going to kill me) I am going to cockpunch you ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/97 "2010-01-20T11:34:04Z")
This one time I was at Howie’s house, and he fell asleep watching the Fresh Prince, instead of hanging out with me. WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/98 "2010-01-20T11:37:50Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#): > > I deff do not think they wonder at all. :run: ---
**Author:** ![XwalkerX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xwalkerx/32/7598_2.png) [@XwalkerX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XwalkerX)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/99 "2010-01-20T11:48:38Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > This one time I was at Howie’s house, and he fell asleep watching the Fresh Prince, instead of hanging out with me. WTF. smart move on his part… ZING! ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330/100 "2010-01-20T12:08:29Z")
This one time I went to walker’s, and brought him a case of sugar free shark… WAIT… NO I DIDN’T. And I won’t if you keep it up, buddy. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-this-one-time-i-true-sh-t-only/78330.md?page=6)