# so, who wants to help me steal an abused, neglected dog?

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 28, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994 "2011-06-28T20:56:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![donkeyballs69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@donkeyballs69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/donkeyballs69)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/41 "2011-06-30T19:36:39Z")

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Just PM me the address and i’ll take care of it 🙂

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**Author:** ![gt08vapor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@gt08vapor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gt08vapor)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/42 "2011-06-30T20:03:34Z")

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> [@donkeyballs69](#):
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> Just PM me the address and i’ll take care of it 🙂

I lend a hand.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/43 "2011-06-30T21:07:46Z")

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Not for nothing guys, but you’re probably all talk. I’m just going to wait for the spca to take care of it.

If you are dead fucking serious about being a hero in this situation, pm me, tell me what you’re going to do, and I will pm you back the address

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/44 "2011-06-30T21:16:53Z")

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^pussy. \<3

If the spca is that lax about it, i’d be more irritated with that.

Seriously, this should have been addressed by them on day one. eff these people.

EDIT: post the addresss… mr all talk.

EDIT 2: I’m 1300 miles away, ill deal with this, and probably do it with more immunity than the guys locally.

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**Author:** ![smokeyV](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smokeyv/32/5873_2.png) [@smokeyV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/smokeyV)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/45 "2011-06-30T21:21:10Z")

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3-5 guys, some bolt cutters and/or tinsnips, and a nice evening should get the little guy out no problem.

Fuck those people, their property and their brown bags.

I cannot house the dog, but if anyone wants to ACTUALLY do this please lmk as I am MORE than willing to take the risk to get this little guy free. No, not all talk. If it’s going down, I’m in. I’ll be back in town starting monday.

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**Author:** ![gt08vapor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@gt08vapor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gt08vapor)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/46 "2011-06-30T21:25:37Z")

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Or have worked in the law enforcement community and have alot of freinds that still do.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/47 "2011-06-30T21:28:40Z")

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HEY JAM!!! PM ME THE ADDRESS, HERES MY PLAN…

I’m GOING TO POST IT ON NYSPEED AND MAKE A BUNCH OF CALLS TO VARIOUS PLACES, SPCA, HUMANE SOCIETY, LOCAL PD, LOCAL GANGS, LOCAL SPORTS TEAMS, ya know, the usual places.

If I were local, i’d help cut the fence down.

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/48 "2011-06-30T21:37:48Z")

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> [@Willybeen](#):
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> ^pussy. \<3
> 
> If the spca is that lax about it, i’d be more irritated with that.
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> Seriously, this should have been addressed by them on day one. eff these people.
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> EDIT: post the addresss… mr all talk.
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> EDIT 2: I’m 1300 miles away, ill deal with this, and probably do it with more immunity than the guys locally.

^Truth.  
Just post the address. What do you care about who does what as long as something gets done. Feel bad for the dog, not the creeps that live there.  
If the SPCA hasn’t acted on it yet and you haven’t even put a complaint call in with the police post that shit up.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/49 "2011-06-30T21:38:47Z")

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I have a fantastic plan cooked up in my head, if anyone really wants to go through with it.

It is in a really bad part of buffalo, somewhere you really don’t want to be in at night, especially while you’re stealing a dog from a house. Also, the dog may not be as friendly as he seems

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/50 "2011-06-30T21:45:38Z")

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PM me the plan… I wannna knowwwwwww

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EDIT: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV5A-oxGj60&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV5A-oxGj60&feature=related)

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WORST VERSION EVER. lol

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/51 "2011-06-30T21:58:37Z")

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Will you’re drunk

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/52 "2011-06-30T21:59:32Z")

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Jam: Hi Ms SPCA lady. I got this dog that needs alot of help and attention.  
Lady: Is this your dog?  
Jam: No. I would never treat a dog like this. I stole it from some dudes house in the hood.  
Lady: I see. Why don’t you have a seat right over there. I need to make a call…I mean… talk to the vet here.  
Lady: Oh hi officer, thanks for stopping by.  
Officer: Sir are you aware that it is a crime to steal someone’s dog?  
Jam: Yes. But the dog needed help.  
Officer: Did you try contacting the police?  
Jam: No  
Officer: I’m gonna need you to come with me and smile for the camera.

🙂

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**Author:** ![donkeyballs69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@donkeyballs69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/donkeyballs69)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/53 "2011-07-01T04:30:16Z")

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Like I said Pm me the adress and I’ll take care of it… Its not a guarantee I’ll get it but I’ll dam sure try 🙂

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**Author:** ![donkeyballs69](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@donkeyballs69](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/donkeyballs69)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/54 "2011-07-01T06:28:29Z")

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And try to let me know asap cause I work in the hood and would like to check it out while i’m up this way.

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**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/55 "2011-07-01T08:19:30Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> Will you’re drunk

that was semi accurate. :picard: but I still feel the same way now that i’m sober.

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**Author:** ![ItsOver](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/itsover/32/5431_2.png) [@ItsOver](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ItsOver)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/56 "2011-07-01T10:36:04Z")

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Pussies. This thread does not deliver. Don’t be a bitch.  
Save the dog, be a hero.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/57 "2011-07-01T10:58:15Z")

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East Ferry & Filmore? I know that area. Praxair has a bone yard next to the juvy detention center. I’m not comfortable being in that area in the daylight. I sure as shit wouldn’t try to steal a dog there, much less at night. You’ve at least got a beard, so that helps. But still.

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/58 "2011-07-01T11:02:29Z")

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> [@ItsOver](#):
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> Pussies. This thread does not deliver. Don’t be a bitch.  
> Save the dog, be a hero.

So go save the dog? just saying.

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**Author:** ![HallockR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hallockr/32/5331_2.png) [@HallockR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HallockR)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/59 "2011-07-01T11:09:32Z")

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i’m down. i’d be down for grilled dogs and amurica beers beforehand at cockpit as well.

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**Author:** ![Hass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/51bf81/32.png) [@Hass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hass)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-who-wants-to-help-me-steal-an-abused-neglected-dog/213994/60 "2011-07-01T14:58:35Z")

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Tell him the dog is locked in a car with the windows rolled up in the back yard.  
The SPCA will be there in no less than 15 minutes.  
True story.

SPCA has members that are on call to respond to animals in vehicles… They get there super fucking fast. Probably faster than police would get to your house if you said you’re about to kill your children.  
I’m surprised they haven’t been there by now…

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