# So you think you can detail a car? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [April 21, 2010, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653 "2010-04-21T11:25:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/21 "2010-04-21T12:32:05Z")
Dear Benjamin J Fizzle, name the wednesday, saturday or sunday of your choosing I will purchase much mead and wine and we will polish the scum from your paesant cart. Let these lechorous scoundrels to the own lazy oafishness so that we can scouff as we pass them triumphant from our carts on ye old trail. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/22 "2010-04-21T12:59:13Z")
Jesus, I pity the fool doin that job! ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/23 "2010-04-21T13:17:02Z")
No way in Hell that Benny can conjur up enough energy to clean dat shit himself. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/24 "2010-04-21T13:20:44Z")
> [@Sicko.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sicko/31234/4): > > Sweet god thats a good looking car. I was thinking the same thing 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/25 "2010-04-21T13:20:57Z")
If you don’t back to black the bumper and skirts I swear to god I will kill you. And yes this is a written threat. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/26 "2010-04-21T13:32:33Z")
^ Ban 1 ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/27 "2010-04-21T13:33:14Z")
ban 2 ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/28 "2010-04-21T14:39:46Z")
it will get prettier with age, right now I like the ugly. ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/29 "2010-04-21T15:12:37Z")
put some goo-gone on it for a bit and let it sit then it will look MINT! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/30 "2010-04-21T16:16:43Z")
Grab a clay bar kit and see what happens ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/31 "2010-04-21T16:23:08Z")
> [@Motion to add :squint: & :tif](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/motion-to-add-squint-tif/23275/35): > > If you don’t back to black the bumper and skirts I swear to god I will kill you. And yes this is a written threat. back to black is JUNK, shoe polish is wheres its at ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/32 "2010-04-21T16:24:03Z")
SHOE POLISH, WHATEVER ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/33 "2010-04-21T16:25:59Z")
> [@attn: eviljay](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-eviljay/31251/10): > > SHOE POLISH, WHATEVER N I G G A why you hollerin ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/34 "2010-04-21T17:41:24Z")
Back to Black seems to wear off. Ive done it to my bed rails, mirrors and running boards several times but they keep fading again. Im surprised a BMW would have unpainted bumpers- I thought that was only a cheap shitty car thing. ---
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/35 "2010-04-22T05:44:30Z")
Adam’s Polish V.R.T FTW. ---
**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/36 "2010-04-22T05:57:27Z")
show dye FTW, worked great on all of my MK2s and the Palestinian limo too ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/37 "2010-04-22T06:04:58Z")
You’re all morons. Peanut butter FTMFW. If benjami Fizzle was just going to unoxidize that shit he would like any smart man use peanut butter. The oil penetrates better and restores the moldings original color versus dying the shit. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/38 "2010-04-22T06:39:32Z")
Actually I’m just going to paint them probably :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/39 "2010-04-22T06:40:36Z")
kramer told me if you piss on the car it will detail itself ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653/40 "2010-04-22T10:54:34Z")
Just take some fucking rubbing compound to it with a deep cut pad and shut the fuck up already. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-think-you-can-detail-a-car/251653.md?page=3)