# So you're the plaintiff in an assault charge...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 1, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181 "2012-02-01T11:50:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/1 "2012-02-01T11:50:17Z")

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and you don’t go to court - what happens?

Long story short I wanted this particular person to spend a night in jail and thought I could just drop the charges which unfortunately wasn’t the case.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/2 "2012-02-01T11:55:46Z")

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If the DA REALLY wants your testimony they can issue a subpoena but I don’t see them going through with that over something so trivial. And even if they do there is nothing stopping you from getting on the stand and saying you don’t remember the events that clearly.

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**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/3 "2012-02-01T11:59:13Z")

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Pussy

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**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/4 "2012-02-01T13:21:18Z")

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LOL WAT

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/5 "2012-02-01T13:30:18Z")

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Dumbass.

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**Author:** ![LUKE\_L](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luke_l/32/7462_2.png) [@LUKE\_L](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LUKE_L)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/6 "2012-02-01T13:32:09Z")

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He only hits you because he loves you…duh.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/7 "2012-02-01T13:50:50Z")

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So wait, you filed assault charges because you wanted them to go to jail but not be charged with assault?

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/8 "2012-02-01T14:16:17Z")

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People are amazing.

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**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/9 "2012-02-01T14:21:58Z")

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Waste police time and abuse the system…nice. 8/  
You should spend a night in jail for wasting tax payers money.

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/10 "2012-02-01T14:23:01Z")

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This person was living with me and smashed a glass over my head while I was turned around.

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/11 "2012-02-01T14:24:47Z")

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Maybe you asked for it?

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/12 "2012-02-01T14:25:39Z")

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Maybe…

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/13 "2012-02-01T14:41:12Z")

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Maybe it’s Maybeline?

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**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/14 "2012-02-01T14:41:21Z")

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> [@itsJim](#):
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> This person was living with me and smashed a glass over my head while I was turned around.

If you have no intentions of pressing charges then don’t call the cops. If you don’t like glasses broken over your head try to select room mates/friends more carefully in the future. Chalk it up as a lesson learned I suppose.

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/15 "2012-02-01T15:57:41Z")

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> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Maybe it’s Maybeline?

How long have you been waiting to uncork that one?

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/16 "2012-02-01T16:06:41Z")

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My tax money getting spent on something useful :tup:

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/17 "2012-02-01T18:20:21Z")

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Wait, was it a girl who did it? Still dating her and no longer want to press charges?:mamoru:

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/18 "2012-02-01T18:21:45Z")

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Or they have huge tits?

Pics of huge tits.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/19 "2012-02-01T18:54:35Z")

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> [@TradersBASE](#):
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> Waste police time and abuse the system…nice. 8/  
> You should spend a night in jail for wasting tax payers money.

This.

> [@1QIKZ](#):
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> Maybe you asked for it?

And a little bit of this.

> [@LZ](#):
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> My tax money getting spent on something useful :tup:

And a little bit of that.

> [@airhead](#):
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> Wait, was it a girl who did it? Still dating her and no longer want to press charges?:mamoru:

Seems likely

> [@Motocrossx23](#):
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> Or they have huge tits?
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> Pics of huge tits.

TITS OR GTFO!

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-the-plaintiff-in-an-assault-charge/220181/20 "2012-02-01T19:07:32Z")

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lol. as if the tax payer money would not be wasted in some other means had this event never happened.

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