# So youre thinking of joining the military?
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 20, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837 "2008-07-20T18:52:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/21 "2008-07-20T22:00:54Z")
> [@AFhockey31](#):
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> bags of sand… or bags of boobies… you decide
Too bad she is your worst enemy while over there. Every guy wants her and many guys had her…
ugh a 3 in the real world is a 9 in the military world
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/22 "2008-07-20T22:02:28Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Too bad she is your worst enemy while over there. Every guy wants her and many guys had her…
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> ugh a 3 in the real world is a 9 in the military world
QFT
That shit is funny as hell over there.
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/23 "2008-07-20T22:04:14Z")
> [@cougarspeed](#):
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> QFT
> That shit is funny as hell over there.
Seriously I don’t know what you guys do over there. I’ve been gone for some short tours and it was kicking my ass. I get home and its like an all you can eat buffet, then the shame kicks in when I realize how much my standards dropped lol.
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/24 "2008-07-20T22:07:48Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Seriously I don’t know what you guys do over there. I’ve been gone for some short tours and it was kicking my ass. I get home and its like an all you can eat buffet, then the shame kicks in when I realize how much my standards dropped lol.
We had a bunch hookers/laundry workers from the Philippines lol. But yea 3-4’s were getting full on head turn stares near the end. ☹
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### Author:  [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/25 "2008-07-20T22:10:12Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Too bad she is your worst enemy while over there. Every guy wants her and many guys had her…
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> ugh a 3 in the real world is a 9 in the military world
desert queen right there 2-10-2
2 before she leaves, 10 when shes there… and 2 when she gets her ass back home
and seriously… wtf army???
buwahahaha
[http://chairforce.com/CHAFE\_07/fun/vids/pages/stupid-army.htm](http://chairforce.com/CHAFE_07/fun/vids/pages/stupid-army.htm)
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### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/26 "2008-07-20T22:10:53Z")
One thing was nice is that we always deployed with girls in my unit. So there was always one for me 🙂 Usually the nice looking one… or after 20 days she was sufficient lol… Oh well you are home and you get to see real boobies!!!
Oh and those tents rock. One of these deployments I’m hoping for tents, I don’t like getting up to the maid not speaking english asking if i need new towels…
YES I NEED NEW TOWELS PUT THEM IN THE BATHROOM AND SHUT THE FUCKING LIGHT OFF!!!
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### Author:  [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)
#### Post date: [July 20, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-youre-thinking-of-joining-the-military/51837/27 "2008-07-20T22:11:41Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> One thing was nice is that we always deployed with girls in my unit. So there was always one for me 🙂 Usually the nice looking one… or after 20 days she was sufficient lol… Oh well you are home and you get to see real boobies!!!
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
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