# So... **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 15, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780 "2009-05-15T18:26:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fickle\_Bastard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Fickle\_Bastard](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fickle_Bastard)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/1 "2009-05-15T18:26:18Z")
I get this in a random email: _Hello Fickle Bastard it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?_ and I recall signing onto this site a few years ago because someone hit me with a link for a cheap dirtbike. Then, I check the site out and TROLL around for a few days and I realize there is such a being named _ **Darkstar** _ that may possess the sarcasm and shear debauchery that I am capable of ? Hmmmm ! ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/2 "2009-05-15T19:37:50Z")
ok hi ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/3 "2009-05-15T20:50:27Z")
huh ---
**Author:** ![4doors5gears](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/4doors5gears/32/6006_2.png) [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/4 "2009-05-15T21:25:01Z")
Welcome back, Fickle Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/5 "2009-05-16T06:52:27Z")
welcome ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/6 "2009-05-16T07:29:14Z")
3/10 Welcome anyway ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/7 "2009-05-16T07:43:56Z")
welcome darkstar nutswinger ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/8 "2009-05-16T08:25:47Z")
umm hello ---
**Author:** ![Fickle\_Bastard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Fickle\_Bastard](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fickle_Bastard)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/9 "2009-05-16T19:29:11Z")
Well, I just traded a slow-ass Mustang GT for a '09 Cobalt SS Turbo at Wright Hummer in Wexford. I was not going to buy the car, but the salesman told me he could get me a BJ! So, I said, “Oh hell yeah, whatever!” He takes me out back behind the body shop next to the dumpster and introduces me to a guy named CHAD. Oh well, a BJ is a BJ, right? Well, this guy sucked me off better than any gf/wife/sister/milf/cougar/co-worker ever !!! So, I bought that Cobalt in like 3 fucking minutes. Jesus, I think I’m paying 12-something percents, but that BJ was worth it !!! ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/10 "2009-05-16T20:07:19Z")
Congrats to you. Glad to hear they hired a new Chad when i left. ---
**Author:** ![mtparker18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@mtparker18](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mtparker18)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/11 "2009-05-16T20:26:03Z")
welcome…I think ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/12 "2009-05-18T07:27:20Z")
> [@Winter Storm Warning starting Saturday night (12/15)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/winter-storm-warning-starting-saturday-night-12-15/40289/181): > > that may possess the sarcasm and **_shear_** debauchery that I am capable of I hope you’re more capable of sarcasm and debauchery than your grasp of the English language… Example: a. Before I was able to stuff my cock balls deep into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s greasy shit chute, I had to **_SHEAR_** off the dense forest of ass hairs blocking my access. b. After I was finished exploding my full load of baby batter into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s chocolate expressway, she sucked the putrid mix of shit and cum off of my cock, and I collapsed on my bed in a state of **_SHEER_** bliss. ---
**Author:** ![foxrus14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f05b48/32.png) [@foxrus14](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foxrus14)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/13 "2009-05-18T09:41:37Z")
Welcome… I love english class by the One Mr. Darkstar. ---
**Author:** ![Fickle\_Bastard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Fickle\_Bastard](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fickle_Bastard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/14 "2009-05-18T15:10:47Z")
> [@New Mazdaspeed 6 (concept) to unveil at Tokyo Auto Salon](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-mazdaspeed-6-concept-to-unveil-at-tokyo-auto-salon/40332/25): > > I hope you’re more capable of sarcasm and debauchery than your grasp of the English language… > > Example: > > a. Before I was able to stuff my cock balls deep into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s greasy shit chute, I had to **_SHEAR_** off the dense forest of ass hairs blocking my access. > > b. After I was finished exploding my full load of baby batter into Fickle Bastard’s mother’s chocolate expressway, she sucked the putrid mix of shit and cum off of my cock, and I collapsed on my bed in a state of **_SHEER_** bliss. Thanks for clearing that up. For some reason, I feel compelled to send this response along with your cute picture to Mr. Mark Snyder. :tounge: ---
**Author:** ![cleanquick306](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/48db29/32.png) [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/15 "2009-05-18T15:15:14Z")
Who the fuck is mark snyder? ---
**Author:** ![matt94z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt94z/32/6040_2.png) [@matt94z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matt94z)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/16 "2009-05-18T15:32:00Z")
This dude is def a creeper… I bet he’s on the Megan’s Law website. ---
**Author:** ![danhr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@danhr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/danhr)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/17 "2009-05-18T15:32:14Z")
> [@tsukuba Time Attack](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tsukuba-time-attack/40352/2): > > Who the fuck is mark snyder? big guy from kittanning ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/18 "2009-05-18T16:21:36Z")
Matt snyders brother ---
**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/19 "2009-05-18T18:07:55Z")
maybe he owns Snyder of Berlin chips…lol ---
**Author:** ![SixSpeed454SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@SixSpeed454SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SixSpeed454SS)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780/20 "2009-05-18T20:13:24Z")
> [@tsukuba Time Attack](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tsukuba-time-attack/40352/2): > > Who the fuck is mark snyder? > [@Gonna be buying this unless carfax says otherwise](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/gonna-be-buying-this-unless-carfax-says-otherwise/40324/6): > > big guy from kittanning The Snyder ‘family’ is big in Kittanning. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/202780.md?page=2)