# So...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 20, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644 "2009-01-20T16:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644/21 "2009-01-20T18:57:25Z")

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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence

Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?”

The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,”

To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely shit my pants then…”

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**Author:** ![95d16turbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/977dab/32.png) [@95d16turbo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/95d16turbo)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644/22 "2009-01-20T19:26:31Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![lsvtechatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@lsvtechatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lsvtechatch)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644/23 "2009-01-20T20:45:22Z")

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quality laugh to the first joke. +1

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644/24 "2009-01-21T05:22:08Z")

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Yay for early AM laughter.

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so/61644/25 "2009-01-21T06:35:11Z")

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lol that was good!

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