# Solar DeathRay!
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 8, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482 "2005-12-08T20:34:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/1 "2005-12-08T20:34:21Z")
[http://www.solardeathray.com/](http://www.solardeathray.com/)
Did a search and couldn’t find it posted, decently humorous. 🙂
Also has the new: GRAVITY DEATH LOG!
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/2 "2005-12-08T21:03:37Z")
holy shit that thing is nasty
i used to burn ants with a HUGE magnifying glass
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### Author:  [@1sik\_bmw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1sik_bmw)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/3 "2005-12-08T21:23:04Z")
how about a NYSPEED team project?!?!
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/4 "2005-12-09T04:48:47Z")
> [@1sik bmw](#):
>
> how about a NYSPEED team project?!?!
Fuckin A, my thought exactly!
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/5 "2005-12-09T05:34:36Z")
this is the second thing i have seen on here that was on myth busters that they fuct up and couldnt get to work, but some schmuck on the internet make just fine.
if those guys ever sign up here, im going to ban them
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### Author:  [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/6 "2005-12-09T05:41:19Z")
Don’t ban the redhead shes so hawt but the one with the mustache can go fuck himself, who that mustache could be even slightly cool, honsety??. BTW what other myth did you see??
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### Author:  [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/7 "2005-12-09T05:42:31Z")
that looks like smaller ripoff of the mythbusters one… and for some reson the “burning” pics stink of photochop.
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/8 "2005-12-09T06:42:14Z")
> [@RobHimself](#):
>
> Don’t ban the redhead shes so hawt but the one with the mustache can go fuck himself, who that mustache could be even slightly cool, honsety??. BTW what other myth did you see??
the water bottle jet pack. they fuct it up on the show because they are retards, but there was a post of some asian cat on a game show getting launched with one.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/9 "2005-12-09T06:49:17Z")
^ that’s madd JDM.
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/10 "2005-12-09T06:50:24Z")
Thats pretty cool, except that it has no practical purpose besides melting shit and making popcorn.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/11 "2005-12-09T07:14:20Z")
who needs practicality?
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/12 "2005-12-09T07:15:34Z")
> [@tpgsr](#):
>
> Thats pretty cool, except that it has no practical purpose besides melting shit and making popcorn.
legend goes that it was made on a much larger scale and was used to death ray ships before they could make it to shore.
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/13 "2005-12-09T07:26:10Z")
i wanna build a death ray ! we have to find and old sat dish and load it up with mirrors, pre aimed @ the focal point baby !
> [@Zer0DazE](#):
>
> the water bottle jet pack. they fuct it up on the show because they are retards, but there was a post of some asian cat on a game show getting launched with one.
um yea, the gameshow lauching stank of fakeness, the person was still acceleating after no more water was squirting out, then suddenly fell out of the sky.
the dethray they built was under the myth that one was built in line midevil times in order to destroy ships. their death ray wasnt pointed at a thin piece of plastic 4 feet away, it was trying to burn a 6 foot hole through a 4" thick boat, their finaly decision was that aiming the death ray at a moving ship a couple hundred feet off the coast and keeping the beam on the hotspot long enough to get the boat to burn would be time consuming and inneffective
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/14 "2005-12-09T07:28:03Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#):
>
> i wanna build a death ray ! we have to find and old sat dish and load it up with mirrors, pre aimed @ the focal point baby !
>
> um yea, the gameshow lauching stank of fakeness, the person was still acceleating after no more water was squirting out, then suddenly fell out of the sky.
>
> the dethray they built was under the myth that one was built in line midevil times in order to destroy ships. their death ray wasnt pointed at a thin piece of plastic 4 feet away, it was trying to burn a 6 foot hole through a 4" thick boat, their finaly decision was that aiming the death ray at a moving ship a couple hundred feet off the coast and keeping the beam on the hotspot long enough to get the boat to burn would be time consuming and inneffective
so, are they gonna do the plane experiment?
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### Author:  [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/15 "2005-12-09T07:29:40Z")
Cranial meltification was followed by a massive
honey hemorrhage. The heat must have been
unbearable. Four minutes after the bear was
blackened, he was totally mauled by the solar
death ray. He leaked honey from his face and
chest. Check out that drop of falling honey!
That’s science in action!
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2005, 7:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/solar-deathray/5482/16 "2005-12-09T07:44:41Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#):
>
> i wanna build a death ray ! we have to find and old sat dish and load it up with mirrors, pre aimed @ the focal point baby !
>
> um yea, the gameshow lauching stank of fakeness, the person was still acceleating after no more water was squirting out, then suddenly fell out of the sky.
>
> the dethray they built was under the myth that one was built in line midevil times in order to destroy ships. their death ray wasnt pointed at a thin piece of plastic 4 feet away, it was trying to burn a 6 foot hole through a 4" thick boat, their finaly decision was that aiming the death ray at a moving ship a couple hundred feet off the coast and keeping the beam on the hotspot long enough to get the boat to burn would be time consuming and inneffective
they still suck