# Some Dumbass Sent my Coworker A Resume

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 26, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561 "2005-08-26T06:55:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561/1 "2005-08-26T06:55:03Z")

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So my co-worker is checking his Gmail account this morning, and reads the following email with a resume attached to it (this is his GMAIL account, not his business acount, and obviously he’s not hiring anyone):

_\> Dear Sir or Madam:  
\>  
\> I am interested in the position you have available as an IT Technician.  
\> With A+ Certification and experience in maintaining and troubleshooting  
\> computers, I am confident that I have the skills needed for this position.  
\>  
\> I would appreciate a chance to discuss this job opportunity with you.  
\> Please contact me at your earliest convenience at 434-XXX-XXXX to  
\> arrange an interview.  
\>  
\> Sincerely,  
\>  
\>  
\>  
\> XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX_

This was his response:  
  
_Dear XXXX XXXXXXXXX,_

I have looked over your resume and noticed that you do not have a college  
degree or programming experience. I also noticed that you are a nutjob and  
did not learn anything in the years of high school.

I dont think you will ever get hired by any company with a respectible  
name. Don’t ever email my company again. God hates you and you are going  
to hell anyways.

Thank you for providing me the amusement of reviewing your joke of a  
resume. My coworkers and I all got a kick out of it. Especially the part  
about “XXXXXXXXXX Christian School”. You really set the world on fire.

In closing, you are doomed to a life of poverty.

Yours Truly,  
BIG Boss Tweed  
Cyberdyne Cybernetics CyberWeb INCORPORATED

P.S. next time check your email address.

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561/2 "2005-08-26T07:04:35Z")

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561/3 "2005-08-26T07:26:21Z")

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> [@huskysgrl](#):
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> 🤣

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**Author:** ![munster\_ek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/munster_ek/32/5977_2.png) [@munster\_ek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/munster_ek)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561/4 "2005-08-26T07:49:51Z")

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hahahaha.

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-dumbass-sent-my-coworker-a-resume/176561/5 "2005-08-26T07:56:00Z")

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🤣