# some observations about pewp!\*MS Paint\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 18, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021 "2008-09-18T09:18:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/1 "2008-09-18T09:18:13Z")
while droping a hot steamy loaf in the bathroom at work i was thinking.
first, when people say “i have to go take a SH%T” where exactly are they taking it? and why are they taking SH$T anyways? arn’t they supposed to give it?
secondly, when using a public toilet, do u line the rim? and if there isnt liners on the wall in the stall, how do u place the tp? how many pieces do u use?
this is what i do.
[](http://imageshack.us)
[](http://g.imageshack.us/img68/toiletnr3em8.jpg/1/)
a min of 5 pieces. and i always throughly clean the top with a huge wad of tp b4 i even start to line it.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/2 "2008-09-18T10:32:49Z")
ao no one shits at work/public places? wow
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### Author:  [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/3 "2008-09-18T10:35:15Z")
i use like 4 pieces and try to hover still but normally i just drop it wipe and get out as fast as i can
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/4 "2008-09-18T10:41:19Z")
:rofl Please tell me this is part 1 of a 8 part feature on MS paint pewps.
I’d also like to address the artist’s relation of the back of the toilet to the toilet bowl itself. What angle are we viewing from? Where did you come up with the idea for a 4th dimension toilet?
Respectfully yours,
JC in CP
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### Author:  [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/5 "2008-09-18T10:43:21Z")
I lysol the seat
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/6 "2008-09-18T10:44:35Z")
> [@JClark](#):
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> I’d also like to address the artist’s relation of the back of the toilet to the toilet bowl itself. What angle are we viewing from? Where did you come up with the idea for a 4th dimension toilet?
fish eye lense? lsd?
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/7 "2008-09-18T11:04:42Z")
I fucking hover. No way am I shitting sitting on a public toilet seat, not even at work.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/8 "2008-09-18T12:13:18Z")
> [@PJB](#):
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> I fucking hover. No way am I shitting sitting on a public toilet seat, not even at work.
please be MS painting this “hover”.
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/9 "2008-09-18T12:17:59Z")
Well i’m not going to illustrate it but i line the seat with TP at work and most public places…2 longish pieces of TP on each side does the job.
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### Author:  [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/10 "2008-09-18T12:19:05Z")
Use MS Paint here people. Funny pictures, not a discussion of your defecation habits.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/11 "2008-09-18T12:20:07Z")
for me i stand on the seat with my shoes , pants to my knees, and i dropp it like that while squating, but it usually splashes the shit out of my legs, so i clogg the fuck out of the toilet with about 3-4 rolls of TP first, so when it drops it falls in a bed of TP
:lol
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/12 "2008-09-18T12:21:29Z")
> [@Singh](#):
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> for me i stand on the seat with my shoes , pants to my knees, and i dropp it like that while squating, but it usually splashes the shit out of my legs, so i clogg the fuck out of the toilet with about 3-4 rolls of TP first, so when it drops it falls in a bed of TP
>
> :lol
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/13 "2008-09-18T12:21:43Z")
HAHHAHA !!!
your fuckin fast with that
i dont even have a clue what i would type in google to find that picture
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/14 "2008-09-18T12:30:22Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#):
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> 
ok MS paint only allowed in thread PER ASTM B211 MIL-171-STD spec standard. THREAD VIEWABLE TO 518 AND 518 WANNABES ONLY
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### Author:  [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/15 "2008-09-18T12:32:21Z")
no way am I MS Painting a toilet. Stick figure, circle, parallelogram… thats about it for me
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/16 "2008-09-18T12:39:37Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> ASTM B211 MIL-171-STD spec standard. THREAD VIEWABLE TO 518 AND 518 WANNABES ONLY
:lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/17 "2008-09-18T12:43:53Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> please be MS painting this “hover”.
I suck at MS paint but here’s my best effort:
I had to use this method at Walmart in Queensbury this morning.
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### Author:  [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/18 "2008-09-18T12:48:30Z")
Only ‘public’ bathroom I’ll shit in is at work, and thats because I know its cleaned twice a day. I won’t even hover anywhere else.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/19 "2008-09-18T13:14:48Z")
well sometimes you really dont have a choice, especially when you know you shoulda took a shit before you left your house… but didnt
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/20 "2008-09-18T13:16:18Z")
> [@PJB](#):
>
> I suck at MS paint but here’s my best effort:
> 
> I had to use this method at Walmart in Queensbury this morning.
your MS paint skill suck harder than travis’s driving, but at least u complied to the guidelines of this thread, unlike others i know.
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