# some observations about pewp!\*MS Paint\*
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [September 18, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021 "2008-09-18T09:18:13Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/21 "2008-09-18T13:17:28Z")
> [@Singh](#):
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> well sometimes you really dont have a choice, especially when you know you shoulda took a shit before you left your house… but didnt
well i dont have a choice, i shat 3x a day if not 4. once in the morn right out of bed, once at 2, then once after the gym at like 6:30. sometimes b4 bed as well.
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### Author:  [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/22 "2008-09-18T13:22:49Z")
i take soap from the dispenser, smear it around the lid, wipe it clean and do my business… ive used far worse than any public restroom ive seen in the area… id be more worried about the door handle youre touching when you leave, because honestly, how many people wash their hands after they are done. i bet 7 out of 10 people in a public restroom dont wash afterward, so all the preventative things you do, wash your hands. even after all that youre still grabbing the door knob when you leave… yum
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/23 "2008-09-18T13:24:33Z")
well , even grabbing that sliding level lock thingy on the door in front of the toilet, has got to be the dirtest shit ever
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### Author:  [@06gixxer750](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/06gixxer750)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/24 "2008-09-18T13:37:43Z")
next thing you know there will be a sanitizer dispenser in the shitter :lol
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/25 "2008-09-18T14:46:56Z")
While were on the topic of poop how about explaining why corn kernals always come out whole no matter how much theyre chewed?
Illustration:
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/26 "2008-09-18T14:57:59Z")
> [@PJB](#):
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> While were on the topic of poop how about explaining why corn kernals always come out whole no matter how much theyre chewed?
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> Illustration:
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- 1
why ?
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/27 "2008-09-18T15:06:42Z")
In most cases if I drop one at school/work it’s only for a dire emergency. In that case it’s an EXPLOSIVE shit that 99% of the time smells absolutely DISGUSTING. Like stage 12 disgusting. So, my bathroom shitting experience usually goes something like this:
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/28 "2008-09-18T15:12:38Z")
Upperdeckers only in public… nobody really does it, so it’s clean
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### Author:  [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/29 "2008-09-18T15:14:02Z")
i go to the cleanest stall, sit on the toilet with my pants on and rub left to right then i just go to work. i don’t care whose washing there hands, peeing or anything, just sit and do WORK! then i pull out paper from the dispenser before i wash my hands and get it ready so i don’t have to pull down on the knob fter my hands are freshly washed then with the paper towels i use to wipe my hands i use that to open the knob. this technique seems to work well since i haven’t had a cold in well over a year! woohooo
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### Author:  [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/30 "2008-09-18T15:19:03Z")
> [@chris88z24](#):
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> In most cases if I drop one at school/work it’s only for a dire emergency. In that case it’s an EXPLOSIVE shit that 99% of the time smells absolutely DISGUSTING. Like stage 12 disgusting. So, my bathroom shitting experience usually goes something like this:
You ran out so fast your hat fell off. :lol
> [@30r\_logik](#):
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> i go to the cleanest stall, sit on the toilet with my pants on and rub left to right then i just go to work. i don’t care whose washing there hands, peeing or anything, just sit and do WORK! then i pull out paper from the dispenser before i wash my hands and get it ready so i don’t have to pull down on the knob fter my hands are freshly washed then with the paper towels i use to wipe my hands i use that to open the knob. this technique seems to work well since i haven’t had a cold in well over a year! woohooo
So you sit on the toilet and shit your pants? :wtf
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### Author:  [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/31 "2008-09-18T15:19:52Z")
it looks like he actually gets dressed when he heads to the bathroom
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### Author:  [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/32 "2008-09-18T15:20:01Z")
> [@PJB](#):
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> You ran out so fast your hat fell off. :lol
Yup lol.
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/33 "2008-09-18T15:40:17Z")
> [@30r\_logik](#):
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> i go to the cleanest stall, sit on the toilet with my pants on and rub left to right then i just go to work. i don’t care whose washing there hands, peeing or anything, just sit and do WORK! then i pull out paper from the dispenser before i wash my hands and get it ready so i don’t have to pull down on the knob fter my hands are freshly washed then with the paper towels i use to wipe my hands i use that to open the knob. this technique seems to work well since i haven’t had a cold in well over a year! woohooo
note to self, stay away from pete
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/34 "2008-09-18T15:55:36Z")
hahahahha this thread is really great
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/35 "2008-09-18T16:09:31Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> Upperdeckers only in public… nobody really does it, so it’s clean
:rofl YES awesome idea…i’m trying it
> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> note to self, stay away from pete
:rofl
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### Author:  [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/36 "2008-09-18T16:57:57Z")
> [@K20powerz](#):
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> :rofl YES awesome idea…i’m trying it
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> :rofl
did it at bed bath and beyond when i worked there. its fucking hilarous!!! u flush and poop fills up the toilet!!! hahahaha
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### Author:  [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/37 "2008-09-18T17:07:02Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> did it at bed bath and beyond when i worked there. its fucking hilarous!!! u flush and poop fills up the toilet!!! hahahaha
hahahah!!! I’m doing it next time i take a shit in public!
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### Author:  [@NedZ32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NedZ32)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/38 "2008-09-18T17:09:30Z")
> [@PJB](#):
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> While were on the topic of poop how about explaining why corn kernals always come out whole no matter how much theyre chewed?
>
> Illustration:
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Corn is a “filler” and has no real nutrients that your body can extract from it. It doesn’t really get broken down. Don’t ask how I know that, I worked at a Pet Store for 3 years.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/39 "2008-09-18T17:30:57Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#):
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> did it at bed bath and beyond when i worked there. its fucking hilarous!!! u flush and poop fills up the toilet!!! hahahaha
LOL ! i wanna try that now lmao
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### Author:  [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-observations-about-pewp-ms-paint/239021/40 "2008-09-18T19:06:48Z")
> [@LKSwhy?](#):
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> Upperdeckers only in public… nobody really does it, so it’s clean
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I am literally rofling right now
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