# Some Really Good Jokes... **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 24, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536 "2009-07-24T10:34:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/21 "2009-08-07T05:41:57Z")
hahahha farmer 10/10, every joke was awesome! ---
**Author:** ![87s15lt1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/87s15lt1/32/5706_2.png) [@87s15lt1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87s15lt1)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/22 "2009-08-07T05:44:46Z")
Farmer FTMFW! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/23 "2009-08-10T09:20:26Z")
A WOMAN’S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother… A MAN’S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge melons who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a crap… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/24 "2009-08-10T09:23:00Z")
Spring Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday, JUNE 23, 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM… Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/25 "2009-08-10T09:32:13Z")
thanks god for farmer saving this thread ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/26 "2009-08-10T09:51:25Z")
why cant stevie wonder and ray charles read ??? there black relax its just a joke farmer ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/27 "2009-08-10T12:00:51Z")
farmer, were you at the neyagawa mcdonalds on saturday? do you drive a stang convertible? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/28 "2009-08-10T13:37:04Z")
that was me , was it you that was staring at me like i was a big mac ??? why didnt you say something , i thought it was you. farmer ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/29 "2009-08-11T08:03:50Z")
Damn it! I knew it was you! I hadn’t seen you in such a long time that’s why. What were you doing in Oakville? lol @ big mac ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/30 "2009-08-11T08:49:47Z")
i work at altered sound on saturdays for the summer , helping out my old boss. farmer ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/31 "2009-08-12T14:15:45Z")
True. Typical white boy thing. ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/32 "2009-08-13T16:28:10Z")
A Mexican and a Black guy are in a car. whose driving? The cop ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/33 "2009-08-13T18:57:25Z")
> [@FS: 2005 Yamaha YZF R6 Raven \*price reduced\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2005-yamaha-yzf-r6-raven-price-reduced/23425/17): > > A Mexican and a Black guy are in a car. > whose driving? > > The cop hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/34 "2009-08-21T15:56:29Z")
This Black kid came home from school one day and asked his mom “Mom why do I have the biggest dick in grade 3?” his mom says “nigga thats cause your supposed to be in grade 8” ---
**Author:** ![Fobwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@Fobwall](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fobwall)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/35 "2009-08-22T06:01:45Z")
> [@FS: Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo Limited 4x4](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-jeep-grand-cherokee-laredo-limited-4x4/23518/11): > > This Black kid came home from school one day and asked his mom > “Mom why do I have the biggest dick in grade 3?” > his mom says “nigga thats cause your supposed to be in grade 8” ROFL ---
**Author:** ![Skinny](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skinny/32/5584_2.png) [@Skinny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skinny)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536/36 "2009-08-23T21:17:57Z")
“Protip: Hold your hand between a girl’s legs. If it feels like a horse eating a sugarcube out of the palm of your hand, she likes you!” funny thing I saw all week. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-really-good-jokes/126536.md?page=1)