# Some Simple Chinese Phrases **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 20, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578 "2006-03-20T15:49:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BubbleSparkxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@BubbleSparkxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BubbleSparkxx)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/1 "2006-03-20T15:49:33Z")
Ok - in an effort to promote some cultural diversity, here’s a list of some really simple chinese phrases. Try them the next time you see someone of Chinese descent: Thats not right …Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?..Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man…Dum Fuk Small Horse …Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat It`s very dark in here…Wao So Dim I thought you were on a diet?..Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone…No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week…Wai Yu Kum Nao? Stay out of sight…Lei Ying Lo He`s cleaning his automobile…Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu Great…Fa Kin Su Pah ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/2 "2006-03-20T15:55:42Z")
wow thanks I will have to try these some time and get my ass kicked LOL ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/3 "2006-03-20T18:45:26Z")
They may kung fu me in the face when I, F it all up ---
**Author:** ![MikeRi24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/4 "2006-03-20T18:49:18Z")
thats funny as hell :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/5 "2006-03-20T18:56:29Z")
> [@BubbleSparkxx](#): > > Stupid Man…Dum Fuk heh ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/6 "2006-03-20T19:11:41Z")
gu wans ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/7 "2006-03-20T19:29:37Z")
Ra Ful ---
**Author:** ![TgDn32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tgdn32/32/7360_2.png) [@TgDn32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TgDn32)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/8 "2006-03-20T19:31:35Z")
> [@BubbleSparkxx](#): > > Small Horse …Tai Ni Po Ni > > Did you go to the beach?..Wai Yu So Tan? > > I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat > > It`s very dark in here…Wao So Dim > > Your body odor is offensive…Yu Stin Ki Pu > > Great…Fa Kin Su Pah FTW ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/9 "2006-03-20T19:36:04Z")
omg i just LOLd so loud i woke up my sister lol…thats awsome. ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/10 "2006-03-20T20:02:18Z")
nice Dennis…nice :lol: hahah ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/11 "2006-03-20T20:04:26Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Ra Ful lol ---
**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/12 "2006-03-20T20:08:38Z")
Great, my co-worker is printing this out. I’m going to be bombarded with this shit for weeks now. Thanks Dennis :mad: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![LXIFLYBY](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lxiflyby/32/7399_2.png) [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/13 "2006-03-20T20:48:03Z")
you forgot: What Smells in here: Hu Flung Dung? ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/14 "2006-03-20T22:46:57Z")
Haha, nice Dennis! ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/15 "2006-03-21T05:19:40Z")
i can hear dennis’s voice when i read these ---
**Author:** ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/16 "2006-03-21T05:51:18Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/17 "2006-03-21T12:09:46Z")
i said a few of these to the Chinese delievery guy today…he didn’t seem too happy ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/18 "2006-03-21T12:30:50Z")
rofl damnit i almost burst out laughing in class ---
**Author:** ![Estorvito](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/estorvito/32/7234_2.png) [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/some-simple-chinese-phrases/9578/19 "2006-03-21T16:55:55Z")
baahhahahaa… Funny shit…