# Something is wrong with me..... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 12, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204 "2009-01-12T20:33:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/1 "2009-01-12T20:33:24Z")
so I decided to Xray my head. :lol: ![http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z189/FSANE/xraytime.jpg](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z189/FSANE/xraytime.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/2 "2009-01-12T21:02:00Z")
post pics of your skull or ban lol ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/3 "2009-01-12T21:03:34Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > post pics of your skull or ban lol ![http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z189/FSANE/attach.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/0/8/08ec3f12e8b0deaf8cf343e42c79c4966c5f9162.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/4 "2009-01-12T21:04:39Z")
tax dollars hard at work. ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/5 "2009-01-12T21:07:45Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > tax dollars hard at work. WTF?? What are you Smoking? ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/6 "2009-01-12T21:16:12Z")
> [@FSANE](#): > > WTF?? What are you Smoking? are you saying the hospitol you work for, dosent get any money from local or federal taxes? ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/7 "2009-01-12T21:19:42Z")
> [@Just Karter](#): > > are you saying the hospitol you work for, dosent get any money from local or federal taxes? Hell no, it makes money by billing insurance companies and donations from rich fuckers, who want to be on the board. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/8 "2009-01-12T21:25:47Z")
you should pull a Jackass stunt and shove a matchbox car up your ass and take xrays of it. That shit was funny as fuck! ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/9 "2009-01-12T21:40:22Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > you should pull a Jackass stunt and shove a matchbox car up your ass and take xrays of it. That shit was funny as fuck! how about YOU do that and I’ll Xray you. ---
**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/10 "2009-01-12T21:46:54Z")
fsane : i thought you were 15 by all your previous posts. i was mistaken. ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/11 "2009-01-12T22:03:41Z")
:lol: ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/12 "2009-01-12T22:37:24Z")
Pic of skull, srsly. ---
**Author:** ![Rsnake91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rsnake91/32/4996_2.png) [@Rsnake91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rsnake91)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/13 "2009-01-12T22:44:03Z")
lol @ someones bored. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/14 "2009-01-12T22:49:02Z")
0/10 ---
**Author:** ![djdstar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/djdstar/32/7617_2.png) [@djdstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/djdstar)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/15 "2009-01-12T22:50:12Z")
Two words: Animal Pak. I popped my animal pak in and chased it with boars blood, and then the unthinkable happened today, I was going to enter my gym through the main entrance when animal instinct took over. I knew something was wrong. It was my large torso, too wide to get through the door. I calmed myself down thinking, i’d better be able to get into the gym. I went back to my car, popped another animal pak, reved up my engine, and drove through the door. The crash cleared 4 more feet in the entrance, wide enough for future visits to the gym, because I know i’d only be getting bigger by the second. The animal pak was in full effect at this point, I lost control. I reved up the engine once more and ran over the people on the treadmills. All those doing curls I played bumper cars with, they didn’t stand a chance. I saw my target, I drove to the squat rack. Parked my car on some pussy benching 400. I got out, and immediately loaded up 1000 lbs for warm ups. Not having enough 45 plates in the gym to suffice my ultimate animal needs, I went around collecting bodies, bodies ranging from 150 pound weaklings to 300 pound blobs. I stood them all in a line and threw an olympic bar like a javelin through their torsos, making a human shish-kebob weighing 3000 lbs. I threw it up over my head, took a deep breath into my belly of human flesh and blood, and repped for 20. Then I siphoned some of my cars gasoline out onto the floor beneath the 3000 pound human squat bar, lit it up and cooked myself a well balanced animal meal. Some might call it murder, I just call it instinct, animals can’t be arrested for murder. Animal Pak, can you handle it? ---
**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/16 "2009-01-13T01:22:01Z")
^ sounds like some heavy duty roid rage. orrrr this should be in the “all that is man” thread. ---
**Author:** ![diddyof2h2h](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/diddyof2h2h/32/4978_2.png) [@diddyof2h2h](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/diddyof2h2h)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/17 "2009-01-13T01:27:21Z")
what is FSANE’s occupation … jw ---
**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/18 "2009-01-13T03:02:25Z")
im guessing x ray technician? ---
**Author:** ![FSANE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fsane/32/5234_2.png) [@FSANE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FSANE)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/19 "2009-01-13T21:06:11Z")
> [@99Ls1](#): > > im guessing x ray technician? technologist technician fix things. ---
**Author:** ![99Ls1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99ls1/32/5344_2.png) [@99Ls1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Ls1)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204/20 "2009-01-14T01:23:44Z")
> [@FSANE](#): > > technologist > > technician fix things. Fair enough lol. i would probably play with that shit too. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/something-is-wrong-with-me/61204.md?page=2)