# Sometimes at work... **URL:** \ **Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 22, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133 "2006-09-22T12:57:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/1 "2006-09-22T12:57:39Z")
…while washing/drying my hands in the men’s washroom, I make funny faces in the mirror. And as I’m about to walk away, I start to wonder if its’ a two-way mirror and I’m being watched. :noes: Then I walk back to my desk all mature and stuff hoping no one saw. :hsugh: ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/2 "2006-09-22T13:37:49Z")
paranoia indicates that you are gay. I sometimes feel like i’m living the Truman Show. ---
**Author:** ![Lith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lith)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/3 "2006-09-22T14:47:00Z")
hahahaha I wanna see Gonad get busted doing that… i.e. co-worker walking into the washroom giving him the :wtf: face ---
**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/4 "2006-09-22T16:34:18Z")
i had my headphones on while using the urinal once. And the song made me dance a little. My coworker walked in as i was doing the macarena with my dick out. ---
**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/5 "2006-09-22T16:37:18Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > i had my headphones on while using the urinal once. And the song made me dance a little. > > My coworker walked in as i was doing the macarena with my dick out. I bet he quickly got on his knees and sucked on it. And you enjoyed it. :naughty: ---
**Author:** ![Lith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lith)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/6 "2006-09-22T16:48:55Z")
> [@Original Nutta](#): > > i had my headphones on while using the urinal once. And the song made me dance a little. > > My coworker walked in as i was doing the macarena with my dick out. ROFL! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TorontoGT-R33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/torontogt-r33/32/5500_2.png) [@TorontoGT-R33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TorontoGT-R33)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/7 "2006-09-23T09:44:59Z")
> [@Gonad](#): > > …while washing/drying my hands in the men’s washroom, I make funny > faces in the mirror. > > And as I’m about to walk away, I start to wonder if its’ a two-way mirror > and I’m being watched. :noes: > > Then I walk back to my desk all mature and stuff hoping no one saw. :hsugh: When Im using the bathroom at work I sometimes walk backwards while pissing to see how far I can stand from the toilet and still get it in. All I know is that I should get hired by the fire department. Sometimes I do it with the ladies too, I try to get the money shot on a designated target, it’s great when I hit the target but sometimes it’s not so great when I miss and they get it in the eye or ear, they don’t like that very much. ---
**Author:** ![jammin1911](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@jammin1911](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jammin1911)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/8 "2006-09-23T12:15:53Z")
Jizztex? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sometimes-at-work/100133/9 "2006-09-24T07:56:50Z")
Not these again… I can feel the creative juces flowing