# Soon To Be Orphans?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 30, 2006, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015 "2006-06-30T11:38:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/21 "2006-06-30T16:36:24Z")

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> [@TrueBlue](#):
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> are the children going to kill the parents?

word. how are THESE kids going to be orphans? I would understand the parents killing the kids from that picture, but not the kids living and parents dying…

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/22 "2006-06-30T16:43:00Z")

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> [@01AudiS4](#):
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> I hope that’s lead paint.

fixed

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**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/23 "2006-06-30T16:44:42Z")

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> [@01AudiS4](#):
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> I hope that’s latex paint.

For their own sake, I hope it was lead based paint… they would probably be doing the world a favor.

DAMNIT Joe!!! :lol:

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/24 "2006-06-30T16:45:47Z")

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![http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=911&stc=1](http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=911&stc=1)

This so needed an owned caption. :tup:

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**Author:** ![IwannaZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iwannaz/32/7273_2.png) [@IwannaZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IwannaZ)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/25 "2006-06-30T22:43:36Z")

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Or the parents just leave them on some street corner and drive off. Then they could be orphans. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/26 "2006-06-30T22:54:08Z")

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i love the huge handprint of a slap on the baby’s forehead, that’s the best part of the whole thing.

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/27 "2006-07-01T00:29:46Z")

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> [@IwannaZ](#):
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> Or the parents just leave them on some street corner and drive off. Then they could be orphans. :gotme:

i don’t think anyone could maintain their sanity enough to do JUST that…

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**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/28 "2006-07-01T01:30:24Z")

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oh shit. reason # 2345789297859235689898904682468929 to never have kids.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/29 "2006-07-01T10:12:36Z")

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Ummm I think the question is more… who left a paint can semi-open.

Kids are funny.

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**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/30 "2006-07-01T10:24:08Z")

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> [@brendansi](#):
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> Kids are funny.

agreed.

i couldn’t even get mad at that. i think it’s really funny. it would be a pain in the ass, but that could all be cleaned up.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/31 "2006-07-01T10:51:40Z")

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I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate beck on his first attractive avatar in quite a long time.

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**Author:** ![slipstreamxk1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slipstreamxk1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slipstreamxk1)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/32 "2006-07-01T15:24:46Z")

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OMG Those kids wouldnt be able to sit or sleep for days if they did that in my house. Ofcourse i would not have had a paint can in easy access with out a secure lid either.

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**Author:** ![MrFliGSR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrfligsr/32/3069_2.png) [@MrFliGSR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrFliGSR)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/33 "2006-07-01T16:23:47Z")

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holy shit! If my kids did that shit, oh wait, they wouldn’t. There would be hell to pay though.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/soon-to-be-orphans/14015/34 "2006-07-01T17:23:30Z")

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> [@RobHimself](#):
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> ![http://static.flickr.com/4/4882731_24bb3c397b_m.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/d/b/db9d58a4344c2f14a40d7c9394e43ec11fb24cfb.jpeg)

These people would never have that nice of a tv. There would be beer splash stains and kfc grease all over the screen, too!

When my older brother was younger, he and the next door neighbor tore open a 20lb bag of wall patch and threw it around. Luckily, it was in the attic and it was being redone at the time. But still, im sure he got a healthy dose of spankings.

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