# Sorta New... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 7, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076 "2008-02-07T14:03:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/161 "2008-02-10T16:38:47Z")
Tool induced thread failure ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/162 "2008-02-10T20:40:27Z")
Dear ashley XXXl told me th3e rreal story tongiht thanks for stalking him, good job, please come on here agan so we all can make fun of you! PS: XXX goin away party \> \* ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 11:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/163 "2008-02-13T11:42:44Z")
LOL, she abandoned this place quicker than a black man abandoning his child ---
**Author:** ![Poose22](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poose22/32/7252_2.png) [@Poose22](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Poose22)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/164 "2008-02-13T11:51:20Z")
^ funny… ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/165 "2008-02-13T14:54:19Z")
Dear mike you dont know ashley so dont involve yourself in shit your not part of. those girls sunday said u smell like metal ---
**Author:** ![Bsp\_TC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bsp_tc/32/4998_2.png) [@Bsp\_TC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bsp_TC)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/166 "2008-02-13T15:51:16Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > Dear ashley > > XXXl told me th3e rreal story tongiht > > thanks for stalking him, good job, please come on here agan so we all can make fun of you! > > PS: XXX goin away party \> \* you really shouldnt be a asshole to all the girls, maybe and i stress maybe some day you will get laid ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/167 "2008-02-13T16:00:16Z")
jesus, I make one drunken post three days ago and you two hop all over my nuts 😛 ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/168 "2008-02-13T17:11:45Z")
lol sorry. if it makes u feel better jeff did that on his own ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/169 "2008-02-13T18:02:28Z")
no worries, if i can dish it out, i can sure as hell take it 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Nivek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nivek/32/5185_2.png) [@Nivek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nivek)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/170 "2008-02-13T19:48:39Z")
id bone her ---
**Author:** ![PumiceT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@PumiceT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PumiceT)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/171 "2008-02-13T20:14:36Z")
I always think it’s funny when girls get the 3rd degree about what their reasons are for joining a car forum. I’m as automotively-challenged as most girls, yet I’m here! Who cares why? Who cares what my top 5 dream cars are? ---
**Author:** ![Perfecto\_On\_Tour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Perfecto\_On\_Tour](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Perfecto_On_Tour)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/172 "2008-02-13T20:22:08Z")
welcome and it’s time to bust this out again ![http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/361/guiletitsorgtfoti0.jpg](http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/361/guiletitsorgtfoti0.jpg) oh i found this one too and it made me lol. ![http://www.orokos.com/kippyhiller/tits_or_gtfo.jpg](http://www.orokos.com/kippyhiller/tits_or_gtfo.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kingsario](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kingsario/32/7572_2.png) [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/173 "2008-02-13T20:23:11Z")
wow you guys need to get laid. Welcome to the digital world of OMG theres a girl on NYSpeed :uhh::bloated: ---
**Author:** ![Pageturner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Pageturner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pageturner)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/174 "2008-02-21T07:23:22Z")
this is really sad… a chick pokes her head in the door and you alll shut her like it’s some gay gangbang on this site… christ… how the hell do you guys get laid… or do you have a “Frequent John’s” card from the girls on Lyell ave? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/175 "2008-02-21T07:55:24Z")
You are too late to pretend to be her friend so you can get laid. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/176 "2008-02-21T07:58:57Z")
> [@sureshot007](#): > > You are too late to pretend to be her friend so you can get laid. :lol: Fantastic response! ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/177 "2008-02-21T07:59:19Z")
I just ask them if she likes chloroform, and go from there… ---
**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/178 "2008-02-21T08:02:21Z")
One of my favorite pickup lines: “Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?” ---
**Author:** ![LiveRound](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LiveRound](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LiveRound)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/179 "2008-02-21T09:04:31Z")
wow… a girl joins, and within minutes the ecocks start swingin, lubes flyin… and guess what.?!.. in the end, they are all still just stuck sitting with there dicks in hand and a sticky key board… wa fuckin hoo a girl joined?! lets all bicker an make a 10+ page thread tryin to prove how big our e-cocks are… groupies come an go… she will be no differant Welcome… good luck… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2008, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076/180 "2008-02-21T09:13:14Z")
She’s long gone. Didn’t make it through the hazing. As much as I don’t condone people being assholes on here, it does tend to weed out the “Hi I’m a girl and have no interest in cars nor anything to contribute but boys that I’m friends with told me to join so I’m here to get attention” type of noobs. Not that we ever have any of those. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076.md?page=8) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sorta-new/43076.md?page=10)