# Sounds like it was a fun wedding

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 30, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704 "2008-09-30T06:11:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 19
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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/1 "2008-09-30T06:11:38Z")

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[http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/local\_story\_274020604.html](http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/local_story_274020604.html)

Ah, good old NT… always setting the bar high for social events.

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### Author: ![j\_espo1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/j_espo1/32/7291_2.png) [@j\_espo1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/j_espo1)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/2 "2008-09-30T06:25:09Z")

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:lol:

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### Author: ![mike125k](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike125k/32/7282_2.png) [@mike125k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mike125k)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/3 "2008-09-30T06:29:06Z")

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You stay classy Niagara County!

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/4 "2008-09-30T06:32:38Z")

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Wait, where have I heard this story before?

Oh yeah. Country music.

> Blame it all on my roots  
> I showed up in boots  
> And ruined your black tie affair  
> The last one to know  
> The last one to show  
> I was the last one  
> You thought you’d see there  
> And I saw the surprise  
> And the fear in his eyes  
> When I took his glass of champagne  
> And I toasted you  
> Said, honey, we may be through  
> But you’ll never hear me complain
> 
> 'Cause I’ve got friends in low places
> 
> Where the whiskey drowns  
> And the beer chases my blues away

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### Author: ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/5 "2008-09-30T06:41:27Z")

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what a dumb ass. if that was my wedding the guy would be getting pulled off the ground by the paramedics. i dont get why he was even able to make it out of the reception once he ripped the dress. if that was my wife they guy would have been eating threw a straw.

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### Author: ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/6 "2008-09-30T06:50:59Z")

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was it just karter?

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### Author: ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/7 "2008-09-30T07:08:16Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Wait, where have I heard this story before?
> 
> Oh yeah. Country music.

👏

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### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/8 "2008-09-30T07:11:07Z")

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Rutherford allegedly grabbed onto the bride’s wedding dress, tearing it and causing $300 in damage, the report said.

Consequently…$50 more than the price of the dress…

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### Author: ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/9 "2008-09-30T07:22:47Z")

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Haha, nice.

Looks like the guy lives pretty close to my parents. Usually a quiet area too.

I’ll have to look for his trailer home mixed in with the ranch houses.

Quote from news story:

He was taken to DeGraff Memorial Hospital by Tri-Community Ambulance. At the hospital, he allegedly failed several field sobriety tests and took a blood test to determine blood alcohol content.

**Rutherford allegedly told deputies he’d been drinking “all (expletive) day” and said, “I’ll probably have the highest (blood alcohol content) you’ve ever seen. … You know I’ll be way over the limit.”**

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### Author: ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/10 "2008-09-30T07:24:11Z")

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> [@camarojoe](#):
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> **Rutherford allegedly told deputies he’d been drinking “all (expletive) day” and said, “I’ll probably have the highest (blood alcohol content) you’ve ever seen. … You know I’ll be way over the limit.”**

Classy. as. fuck.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/11 "2008-09-30T07:24:20Z")

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You always have the right to remain silent, sometimes you just lack the mental capacity to do so.

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### Author: ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/12 "2008-09-30T07:25:34Z")

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> [@JayS"](#):
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> Ah, good old NT…

Irrelevant.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/13 "2008-09-30T07:28:02Z")

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> [@TrapMuzik82](#):
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> Irrelevant.

Have you been to canal fest?

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### Author: ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/14 "2008-09-30T07:31:52Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Have you been to canal fest?

Well played.

/thread

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### Author: ![Bassdegrime](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bassdegrime/32/5027_2.png) [@Bassdegrime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bassdegrime)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/15 "2008-09-30T08:19:43Z")

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and he was only 20. i wonder if they are going to slap the reception people with serving said d-bag

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### Author: ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/16 "2008-09-30T08:25:17Z")

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> [@Bassdegrime](#):
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> and he was only 20. i wonder if they are going to slap the reception people with serving said d-bag

He wasn’t invited to the wedding.

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/17 "2008-09-30T08:46:41Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> Wait, where have I heard this story before?
> 
> Oh yeah. Country music.

:carnut

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### Author: ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/18 "2008-09-30T09:43:13Z")

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i can’t help but think that this is something jeg would do.

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### Author: ![reval](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/reval/32/5168_2.png) [@reval](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/reval)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sounds-like-it-was-a-fun-wedding/55704/19 "2008-09-30T09:53:47Z")

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wow thats right down the street from me
