# Spare any change?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spare-any-change/197345>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 9, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spare-any-change/197345 "2008-05-09T05:48:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![dyingwish](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dyingwish/32/6041_2.png) [@dyingwish](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dyingwish)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spare-any-change/197345/1 "2008-05-09T05:48:10Z")

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:doh: guess he didn’t plan this out.

> **[Robber stashed cash up bum](http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/411843/Robber-stashed-cash-up-bum)**
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> The man who robbed the BNZ Cromwell branch bank on April 3 was found with the cash hidden up his anus, Judge Alistair Garland heard in the Alexandra District Court yesterday.

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**Author:** ![tegSimple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d6d6ee/32.png) [@tegSimple](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tegSimple)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/spare-any-change/197345/2 "2008-05-09T06:49:35Z")

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> Construction workers nearby got there first and, using shovels, rescued the clothing and papers, some of which had Linn’s name and address on them.

fail

> Police noticed some rustling sounds from Linn’s bottom area and on closer inspection a roll of cash was found protruding from Linn’s anus, the full amount of cash taken in the robbery.
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> The money will be destroyed.

what a waste of good money