# Speaking of Vegas ver. Joke
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 7, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061 "2008-02-07T08:43:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/1 "2008-02-07T08:43:36Z")
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, ‘How much do you charge?’ Hooker replies, ‘It starts at $500 for a hand-job.’
Guy says, ‘$500 dollars?! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!’
The hooker says, ‘Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?’
‘Yes.’
‘Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?’
‘Yes.’
‘And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?’
‘Yes.’
‘Well,’ says the hooker, smiling invitingly, ‘I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.’
Guy says, ‘What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.’
They retire to a nearby motel A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth
every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, ‘I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?’
The hooker replies, ‘$1,500.’
‘I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!’
The hooker replies, ‘Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.’
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, ‘Sign me up.’
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgetable experience. He asks the hooker,‘How much for some pussy?’
The hooker says, ‘Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?’
‘Damn!’ the guy says, in awe, ‘You own the whole city?’
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‘No,’ the hooker replies, ‘but I would if I had a pussy.’
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/2 "2008-02-07T08:46:46Z")
omg ahhhhaahahhahahaah
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### Author:  [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/3 "2008-02-07T08:53:21Z")
hahhahahha.
nice howie
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/4 "2008-02-07T08:56:53Z")
BUZZZ-ZIINNGGG
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### Author:  [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/5 "2008-02-07T09:02:25Z")
haha good one. Only problem with the story is you’ll never see a good looking hooker when walking down the strip. You’ll see hookers… just not good looking ones.
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### Author:  [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/6 "2008-02-07T09:02:57Z")
good joke
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/7 "2008-02-07T09:16:55Z")
Awesome.
9.5/10
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### Author:  [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/8 "2008-02-07T09:18:22Z")
9.5/10
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### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/9 "2008-02-07T09:21:32Z")
9.7/10
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/10 "2008-02-07T09:27:24Z")
A+++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2008, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-vegas-ver-joke/43061/11 "2008-02-07T09:28:52Z")
> [@93z24](#):
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> Awesome.
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> 9.5/10
+1… solid joke