# Speaking of white trash...

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**Created:** [August 24, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330 "2007-08-24T08:17:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/1 "2007-08-24T08:17:40Z")

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A friend of mine is having a another theme party and this time the theme is “white trash”.  
Please give me some ideas on what to wear.

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/2 "2007-08-24T08:18:12Z")

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wife beater is a must

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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/3 "2007-08-24T08:19:37Z")

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mullet wig, trucker cap, cut-off jean shorts, work boots voila

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**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/4 "2007-08-24T08:21:02Z")

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wear some daisy dukes

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/5 "2007-08-24T08:31:18Z")

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[quote=“L8APEX1,post:3,topic:34330"”]

mullet wig, trucker cap, cut-off jean shorts, work boots voila

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sounds like Skunks wardrobe

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/6 "2007-08-24T08:32:34Z")

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[quote=“L8APEX1,post:3,topic:34330"”]

mullet wig, trucker cap, cut-off jean shorts, work boots voila

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That with a wife beater is a good start.  
What else that might be less obvious?  
#3 hat?

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**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/7 "2007-08-24T08:33:53Z")

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dress like britney spears

add a walmart name tag as she will soon be working there

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/8 "2007-08-24T08:34:51Z")

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Depends on the white trash look you really want.

Country white trash is the cut offs, no shirt, mullet, molester stach, can of Schlitts in a can cooler with good ol’ #3 on it, high top reeboks-white, no socks, cigarette burns on your index and middle finger, lack of teeth, 7 days of stubble, Dale Jr. tattoo.

Ghetto white trash is an oversized wife beater, big gold chain with a dragon hanging off it, super long jean shorts, shiney basketball shoes in pristine condition, a retro baseball cap - flat brim - cocked to the side, shaved head or a fade with your hair gelled down slick and pushed forward, chinese lettering tattoo, a look of utter confusion when people tell you that you aren’t black.

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/9 "2007-08-24T08:39:03Z")

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goto west seneca or cheektowaga for a day and take some notes

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/10 "2007-08-24T08:39:51Z")

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[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:8,topic:34330"”]

Ghetto white trash is an oversized wife beater, big gold chain with a dragon hanging off it, super long jean shorts, shiney basketball shoes in pristine condition, a retro baseball cap - flat brim - cocked to the side, shaved head or a fade with your hair gelled down slick and pushed forward, chinese lettering tattoo, a look of utter confusion when people tell you that you aren’t black.

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I like where you are going with this, it is a little less obvious than the red-neck white trash.

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/11 "2007-08-24T08:40:05Z")

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Lots of mossey oak.

The sent of dear piss is always a good touch.

bring your own beer koozy and half of a genny sixxer of tall boys.

A T-shirt that has your UAW # on it.

Nascar hat, Generic oakleys.

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/12 "2007-08-24T08:40:40Z")

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Get a camaro…

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/13 "2007-08-24T08:42:16Z")

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Damn these are good ideas!

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**Author:** ![Toda\_Party](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/toda_party/32/7354_2.png) [@Toda\_Party](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Toda_Party)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/14 "2007-08-24T08:43:30Z")

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bring a girl, and periodically punch her every few min and demand a beer

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/15 "2007-08-24T08:44:19Z")

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bring 4 baby’s mommas, make sure they look preggers

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/16 "2007-08-24T08:58:12Z")

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[quote=“RuBiCaNT,post:2,topic:34330"”]

wife beater is a must

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Grease stained wife beater;) and BO…

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/17 "2007-08-24T09:03:08Z")

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home-made cut off jean shorts, with the interior of the pockets hanging below where you cut them into shorts…

any t-shirt that meets the following requirements: must be ripped more than once, must have a brand of beer advertised on it…

bright orange hunting hat…

unlaced boots, no socks…

have a syringe hanging from your arm…i know you can buy fake ones from like party city or something in the halloween costum section that just glue up to your skin…

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**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/18 "2007-08-24T09:31:07Z")

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Just copy Kevin Federline.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/19 "2007-08-24T09:38:04Z")

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Glue a can of beer to your hand.

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/20 "2007-08-24T09:41:16Z")

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When I went to a “white trash” party, i got creative and found a white garbage bag and taped wrappers to it.

Wore just that to the party. I was a hit 🙂

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