# Speaking of white trash...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 24, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330 "2007-08-24T08:17:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/21 "2007-08-24T09:51:20Z")

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don’t forget to roll a softpack of marb reds in your shirt sleeve

edit: and refer to women as ‘foxes’

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/22 "2007-08-24T09:53:26Z")

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Buy RED DOG beer.  
Lipper essential

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/23 "2007-08-24T10:12:34Z")

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[quote=“Dr.Stevil,post:21,topic:34330"”]

don’t forget to roll a softpack of marb reds in your shirt sleeve

edit: and refer to women as ‘foxes’

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Where can I get Marlboro clothes?  
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/24 "2007-08-24T10:22:55Z")

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[quote=“AWDrifter,post:23,topic:34330"”]

Where can I get Marlboro clothes?  
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:

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Go on ebay and buy the miles for cheap then send them in, get a tent or horse shoe set while you’re at it.

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**Author:** ![Doc20th](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7bcc69/32.png) [@Doc20th](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Doc20th)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/25 "2007-08-24T10:25:57Z")

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[quote=“AWDrifter,post:23,topic:34330"”]

Where can I get Marlboro clothes?  
Do I have to send in empty packs of smokes?:biglaugh:

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Ebay that shit, There’s probably tons of rednecks selling the gear they got with their Marlboro Miles.

^ Yeah, what he said.

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/26 "2007-08-24T10:43:49Z")

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jerry springer shirt ftw

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/27 "2007-08-24T10:44:55Z")

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ask jeg to borrow some shit :gotme:

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/28 "2007-08-24T10:47:03Z")

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[quote=“zwarbyt,post:27,topic:34330"”]

ask jeg to borrow some shit :gotme:

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Ouch!

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/29 "2007-08-24T11:28:43Z")

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You need one of these…

 ![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/GITRDONE.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/GITRDONE.jpg)

You could always take my halloween costume idea.

 ![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/Halloween2005.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/Halloween2005.jpg)

Here is another option I witnessed at a NASCAR race. Authentic white trash/redneck with sweet Man HotPants!!

 ![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/manpants.jpg](http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/manpants.jpg)

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**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/30 "2007-08-24T11:34:39Z")

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[quote=“Jagermeister,post:29,topic:34330"”]

Here is another option I witnessed at a NASCAR race. Authentic white trash/redneck with sweet Man HotPants!!

 ![http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c136/jxaxexgxexr/MISC/manpants.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/c/9/c9ae9a41431beff1cbd9fdc1cd5f8c1daf046f79.jpeg)

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Oh shit did I call it or what???

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/31 "2007-08-24T11:37:57Z")

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^Not only is that guy shirtless, he is still displaying his Nascar shirt. And I bet the tattoo is somehow related. That is hardcore white trash right there, that guy keeps it real.:lolsign:

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/32 "2007-08-24T11:50:09Z")

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You guys are being way too detailed. Just walk around carrying a Bud light can at all times.

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**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/33 "2007-08-24T12:00:30Z")

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[quote=“AWDrifter,post:6,topic:34330"”]

That with a wife beater is a good start.  
What else that might be less obvious?  
#3 hat?

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i picked up food from a bar the other day, and there was a race on, and the guy next to me was drinking a can of schmidts and had a mullet with a nascar hat on that said “No Right Turns”.

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**Author:** ![Afrank45](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afrank45/32/5021_2.png) [@Afrank45](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Afrank45)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/34 "2007-08-24T12:02:11Z")

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some type of vest is vital preferably a camo hunting vest

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**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/35 "2007-08-24T12:09:52Z")

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[quote=“93dx–hatch,post:11,topic:34330"”]

A T-shirt that has your UAW # on it.

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haha Funny but true, all faded and discolored

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**Author:** ![9c1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9c1/32/7392_2.png) [@9c1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9c1)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/36 "2007-08-24T14:38:59Z")

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Grow facial hair like this guy:

![http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/5032-2/DCP02095.JPG](http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/5032-2/DCP02095.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/37 "2007-08-24T15:50:36Z")

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Don’t have time to read the whole thread, but…

Wife beater with mustard stain and cheetos crumbs.

Dirty Wranglers with skol ring.

Work boots.

Budweiser and/or NASCAR hat.

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**Author:** ![RobtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/51bf81/32.png) [@RobtC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobtC)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/38 "2007-08-24T16:43:53Z")

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a long sleeved flannel with the sleeves cut off is awesome.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/39 "2007-08-24T16:45:19Z")

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beer hat

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**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speaking-of-white-trash/34330/40 "2007-08-24T16:55:42Z")

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shit wheres montecarlo chick when u need her

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