# SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT : Jam is the shit.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 14, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018 "2007-01-14T02:19:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/1 "2007-01-14T02:19:18Z")
I just wnated to let you all know. That Jam is the shit. Tonight i was on allen crossinh the street from elmwood ri[ped still after eating some jims steakout. but what happened when i crsossed the street??? It was like an angel sent from the heavesn above. A hammered angel.
**It was motherfucking Jambo. :shoot:**
He quickly recognized me and offered me aslice of his tasty motherfucking pizza. My friend tried to grab a slice but Jam rightfully denied his ass.
I am sure now that if it were not for his pizza, I would not havve made it toniught after a lnog night of drinking. So lets take a minute and all together say THANKS JAM for saving 87foxgt.
Cliffs :
JAM \> Jesus
Me \> you
Jam \> disturbed
PS yes Jam, i am coming to the ritz and were getin blitzed. 
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/2 "2007-01-14T06:17:16Z")
hahahahah
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### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/3 "2007-01-14T06:38:35Z")
Jam is the man. No question about it.
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/4 "2007-01-14T07:57:57Z")
hahaha. jam’s a good kisser too…in case you get that hoosed.
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/5 "2007-01-14T08:49:52Z")
[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/burly](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/burly)
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/6 "2007-01-14T09:11:01Z")
hahahahahahahaha Jam = thy drunken savior…He’s like a Colonel in the Green Berets which are part of the Gin Division
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/7 "2007-01-14T09:55:23Z")
i saw him at new york pizza getting said slice of pizza. he wiped his ass with it and said “I’m gonna give this away!”
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### Author:  [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/8 "2007-01-14T10:09:45Z")
i have never met this jam character, but indeed his might is well know. Chuck norris bows in his shadow
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/9 "2007-01-14T10:09:47Z")
haha. i was wondering why it tasted so good. and now that i think of it, i am wondering how the hell did i even manage to eat most of the slice just a few minutes after eating a steak hoagy at JS. 
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/10 "2007-01-14T10:15:30Z")
I’ve met Jam once or twice, and he was likewise a cool cat.
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### Author:  [@redrum](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/redrum)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/11 "2007-01-14T10:26:53Z")
anyone who bought that accord from me and is still driving it almost a year later is most definitely a burly fellow :tspry:
plus he is a gin drinker so he is :tup: in my datebook.
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/12 "2007-01-14T10:29:38Z")
> [@87FOXGT](#):
>
> haha. i was wondering why it tasted so good. and now that i think of it, i am wondering how the hell did i even manage to eat most of the slice just a few minutes after eating a steak hoagy at JS. 
alcohol increases grease dependancy 3 fold 😛
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/13 "2007-01-14T10:31:49Z")
you know what i just thought of? jam hasn’t responded to this thread, and it’s like 1:30. i bet he’s still sleeping off a hangover or killing garbagemen
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### Author:  [@taurusho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/taurusho)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/14 "2007-01-14T10:35:32Z")
Hahahahah.
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### Author:  [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/15 "2007-01-14T10:57:45Z")
hahahaahahaha u hammered fag
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### Author:  [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/16 "2007-01-14T11:58:53Z")
Jam FTW!
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/17 "2007-01-14T12:00:18Z")
jam didn’t come home last night. I hope he’s alive.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/18 "2007-01-14T12:24:45Z")
the good news is im still alive. and yes, i woke up on my friends couch at 2:30. and the pizza was delish.
and an update on teh cackord - it needed a ball joint when i bought it and a year later, it still needs a ball joint :ohnoes: it gets kinda hairy at times.
good seeing you last night mike. you forgot after you took my number in your cell phone you like fucking threw it on the sidewalk :lol:
:tup: to wasted allentown mish
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/19 "2007-01-14T13:12:49Z")
yeah man good to run into you too. there was a lot of nyspeeders in the area last night. there was a bunch at frizzys for a while :snky:
but yeah, i really fucking hate my phone. chocolate = shit. my touch screen works when it feels like it and sometimes i dont get my texts or voicemails til like 4 hours after they were sent :bloated: so that + blue light = flying phone
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [January 14, 2007, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/special-announcement-jam-is-the-shit/23018/20 "2007-01-14T13:27:53Z")
I love drinking with Jam, especially on Christmas and staying out all hours of the night and puking at Dennys
Some of my worse drinking nights was with that guy right there \<3 \<3
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