# speeders(david) worst nightmare!!!

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**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 31, 2007, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeders-david-worst-nightmare/134701 "2007-10-31T10:36:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![white\_fc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b38774/32.png) [@white\_fc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/white_fc)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeders-david-worst-nightmare/134701/22 "2007-11-07T15:30:49Z")

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> [@Who can fix a PS2?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/who-can-fix-a-ps2/2483/10):
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> Occurances of vehicular deaths on the freeway would be infinitely greater then it already is.
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> Soccer mom feel like hanging in the left lane all of a sudden? BAM HERPES
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> Fags that don’t signal when switching lanes? BAM HERPES
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> Grandma, suddenly feels the urge to merge straight to the left lane from the on-ramp, slowly rolling past the century mark?- BAM HERPES

yaaa i was joking, but that BAM HERPES thing made me laugh so hard hahahahaha

what they should actually do is make a 2nd highway that mirrors the existing ones and when you come to a merger point, theres a sign “you must be this JDM tyte to enter” and any fool in his cavalier will get a giant novelty sized broom pushing him off the ramp…signs stating speed limiting will be removed and replaced with minimums and the km/h will be replaced with RPM lol

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