# Speeding in Michigan

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [December 7, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886 "2009-12-07T16:28:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![offroadzj](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/offroadzj/32/6428_2.png) [@offroadzj](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/offroadzj)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/1 "2009-12-07T16:28:28Z")

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This is probably a repost, but guess how much I care!?!?!?!

SPEEDING IN MICHIGAN

GOOD  
A Lansing,Mi. Policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem; a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read ‘RADAR TRAP AHEAD.’ The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading ‘TIPS’ and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER  
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Grand Rapids,MI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST  
A Young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Michigan State trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the StateTrooper’s Ball. ‘He replied, ’ Michigan State troopers don’t have balls.’ There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/2 "2009-12-07T16:30:15Z")

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LOL! + rep those are pretty good ! :lmao

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### Author: ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2009, 4:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/3 "2009-12-07T16:31:35Z")

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Lmao those are good

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### Author: ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/4 "2009-12-07T17:14:06Z")

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:rofl

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### Author: ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/5 "2009-12-07T18:41:18Z")

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lol awesome.

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### Author: ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/speeding-in-michigan/248886/6 "2009-12-08T01:14:31Z")

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:rofl
