# Sperm banks in WNY

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 8, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968 "2008-08-08T21:33:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/1 "2008-08-08T21:33:17Z")

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My friend wants to know…

Sperm banks in WNY…what are the requirements…ect.

anyone have any personal experience?

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### Author: ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/2 "2008-08-08T21:36:26Z")

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your friend huh? did you get another speeding ticket…and your just not telling us anymore?

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/3 "2008-08-08T21:39:08Z")

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> [@bobbyg1243](#):
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> your friend huh? did you get another speeding ticket…and your just not telling us anymore?

:cjerk:

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### Author: ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/4 "2008-08-08T21:44:24Z")

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friend…

Kinda like The Russian’s friend who had herpes…?

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### Author: ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/5 "2008-08-08T21:54:46Z")

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You seem like an ugly guy. No ones gonna want your sperm.

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### Author: ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/6 "2008-08-08T22:00:20Z")

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your “friend” huh

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/7 "2008-08-08T22:01:00Z")

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> [@rage87](#):
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> You seem like an ugly guy. No ones gonna want your sperm.

Meh, your girlfriend wanted my sperm, in her ass.  
what a waste…

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/8 "2008-08-08T22:05:57Z")

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Tyler, you need better reasoning skills when making these threads lol.

Do they give cookies at sperm banks? If so I’m sooo in.

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/9 "2008-08-08T22:07:06Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> Tyler, you need better reasoning skills when making these threads lol.
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> Do they give cookies at sperm banks? If so I’m sooo in.

Well, I just saw an episode of manswers saying that a sperm bank will pay out $500+ per deposit. As long as you have good quality sperm.

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### Author: ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/10 "2008-08-08T22:07:41Z")

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God damn.

Wait, so this isn’t for a friend? lol

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### Author: ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/11 "2008-08-08T22:10:00Z")

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> [@Paulo](#):
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> God damn.
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> Wait, so this isn’t for a friend? lol

I told my friend about it and he asked to get as much info as possible.

I’d never do this…

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### Author: ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/12 "2008-08-08T22:21:08Z")

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ROFL at this thread.

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### Author: ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/13 "2008-08-08T22:26:05Z")

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custom title forsure

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### Author: ![Bovice](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bovice/32/5084_2.png) [@Bovice](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bovice)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/14 "2008-08-08T22:29:42Z")

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shit im all about donating my man juice if they’re paying 500+ for that shit…i saw that episode tonight too lol i was wondering the same shit if there were any jizz collectors in the area…

all i know is, if i end up like Ol’ Dirty Bastard (RIP) and owe child support to 20 different broads, im gonna pissed…

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### Author: ![llink78](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/llink78/32/8037_2.png) [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/15 "2008-08-08T22:57:04Z")

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i think there is one by RIT in Rochester thats all i know of

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### Author: ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [August 8, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/16 "2008-08-08T23:07:00Z")

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I’ll gladly trade you some sperm today for some cookies tomorrow.

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### Author: ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2008, 5:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/17 "2008-08-09T05:05:46Z")

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Just what the world needs… A bunch more kids too stupid to look this stuff up themselves.

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### Author: ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/18 "2008-08-09T05:50:23Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> Just what the world needs… A bunch more kids too stupid to look this stuff up themselves.

+karma

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### Author: ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/19 "2008-08-09T05:58:22Z")

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I know a couple of girls in WNY I would consider sperm banks. Does that count?

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### Author: ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)
#### Post date: [August 9, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/20 "2008-08-09T06:26:52Z")

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> [@Tevenor](#):
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> I know a couple of girls in WNY I would consider sperm banks. Does that count?

x2

and/or cum dumpsters

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