# Sperm banks in WNY **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 8, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968 "2008-08-08T21:33:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/21 "2008-08-09T06:42:12Z")
500 bucks a pop… I’ll be in there three times a day… I have no problem beating my dick in a cubicle or having a nurse ram her fingers up my ass to milk the prostate for 500 bucks… IBILCisGAY 1. Perform urination or a bowel movement in order to maximize the relaxation of the area. 2. Make sure that your fingernails are trimmed and have no jagged edges jutting out. 3. Clean your body and your hands thoroughly. Then put on a sterile latex glove on your hand. Dab a little water-based lubricant on your fingers. 4. Carefully insert your finger or fingers into your anus. Move them gradually upwards and to the back, along the area of the rectum towards the front of your body. Your fingers should be moving in roughly the direction of your navel. 5. You will feel the prostate gland, which is like a small, round bulb about the size of a large walnut. Gently massage it with a light waving motion along its sides, taking care not to press hard on the central area, where the sensitive nerves are located. Avoid touching the prostate gland with your fingernails. 6. You may experience a disconcerting sensation that makes you feel like going to the bathroom although you do not have to. Try not to let it affect you, and continue with the procedure. 7. After a few minutes, the prostate gland may be stimulated enough for ejaculation to occur. You are also likely to experience sexual pleasure or orgasm. However, the procedure does not always successfully bring about ejaculation. I be fixin in try this at home… ---
**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/22 "2008-08-09T06:49:08Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > 500 bucks a pop… I’ll be in there three times a day… I have no problem beating my dick in a cubicle or having a nurse ram her fingers up my ass to milk the prostate for 500 bucks… IBILCisGAY > > 1. Perform urination or a bowel movement in order to maximize the relaxation of the area. > > 2. Make sure that your fingernails are trimmed and have no jagged edges jutting out. > > 3. Clean your body and your hands thoroughly. Then put on a sterile latex glove on your hand. Dab a little water-based lubricant on your fingers. > > 4. Carefully insert your finger or fingers into your anus. Move them gradually upwards and to the back, along the area of the rectum towards the front of your body. Your fingers should be moving in roughly the direction of your navel. > > 5. You will feel the prostate gland, which is like a small, round bulb about the size of a large walnut. Gently massage it with a light waving motion along its sides, taking care not to press hard on the central area, where the sensitive nerves are located. Avoid touching the prostate gland with your fingernails. > > 6. You may experience a disconcerting sensation that makes you feel like going to the bathroom although you do not have to. Try not to let it affect you, and continue with the procedure. > > 7. After a few minutes, the prostate gland may be stimulated enough for ejaculation to occur. You are also likely to experience sexual pleasure or orgasm. However, the procedure does not always successfully bring about ejaculation. > > I be fixin in try this at home… This also make’s anyone who does it gay by default, like kissing a girl after you bust in her mouth. ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/23 "2008-08-09T06:50:33Z")
ugh… milking the prostate not suggested… feels weird. Maybe I have to commit to it. No likey ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 7:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/24 "2008-08-09T07:00:26Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > 500 bucks a pop… I’ll be in there three times a day… I have no problem beating my dick in a cubicle or having a nurse ram her fingers up my ass to milk the prostate for 500 bucks… IBILCisGAY > > … > > I be fixin in try this at home… > [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ugh… milking the prostate not suggested… feels weird. Maybe I have to commit to it. No likey LOL 8 minutes huh? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/25 "2008-08-09T07:02:20Z")
☹ It was just a quick try out in the bathroom… not good ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/26 "2008-08-09T07:06:31Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ugh… milking the prostate not suggested… feels weird. Maybe I have to commit to it. No likey Umm… Wow!. I’m leaving this one alone. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/27 "2008-08-09T08:56:17Z")
> [@JayS](#): > > Just what the world needs… A bunch more kids too stupid to look this stuff up themselves. :bigclap: ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/28 "2008-08-09T08:58:58Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ☹ It was just a quick try out in the bathroom… not good +karma ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/29 "2008-08-09T09:02:43Z")
I hear cky89 is a sperm bank :uhh: ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/30 "2008-08-09T09:03:31Z")
not at all he swallows and digests it all ---
**Author:** ![AShort](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ashort/32/4947_2.png) [@AShort](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AShort)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/31 "2008-08-09T09:04:25Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > not at all he swallows and digests it all ohh you silly euro boys :gay2: LOL ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/32 "2008-08-09T09:14:56Z")
I’m broke as fuck right now, i’ll totally wack off in a cup for $500 ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/33 "2008-08-09T09:16:32Z")
WHERE DO I SIGN UP MOTHERFUCKERS ---
**Author:** ![Coldaccord](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/coldaccord/32/7272_2.png) [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/34 "2008-08-09T09:36:14Z")
wrd id do it, but you prob have to pass a :pimp: test ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/35 "2008-08-09T09:49:02Z")
> [@ILCisDEAD](#): > > ☹ It was just a quick try out in the bathroom… not good next time have a broad do it for you, call it the control group ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968/36 "2008-08-09T10:05:56Z")
amount of fingers = independant variable? [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sperm-banks-in-wny/52968.md?page=1)